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Funny story: Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

Cameron To Step Down As Tory Leader

There was shock today on the Conservative front bench, when it was announced that Tory leader, David Charlatan, was to step down from his role after only 15 months in charge.

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Funny story: The Rite of Exorcism of Conservatives

The Rite of Exorcism of Conservatives

Exorcism of a Conservative Entity is a dangerous and difficult procedure, and can only be performed by a House or Senate Democrat who has at least a 90 percent progressive voting record.

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Funny story: Cameron Wants His Membership Of The Bullingdon Club "Hushed Up"

Cameron Wants His Membership Of The Bullingdon Club "Hushed Up"

It's no wonder the Tories didn't want David Cameron's association with the upper class arses' club, The Bullingdon, made too public when photographs of him in full club regalia recently came to light.

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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: "Racism? I Was In The Army!" Storms Mercernary

"Racism? I Was In The Army!" Storms Mercernary

Patrick Mercernary, the ex-Tory minister at the centre of the disgraceful racism allegations, spoke out yesterday against his sacking by Conservative leader David Camelot.

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Funny story: Harold Macmillan found alive!

Harold Macmillan found alive!

Earlier today, former Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan was found to be living in a nursing home near Eastbourne. Known to everyone at the home simply as 'Fred', he was transferred there after staying in hospital b...

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Funny story: Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

Margaret Thatcher To Take Reins Of Tory Party (Again)

In a sensational new move by the Conservative Party to regain power from New Labour, Margaret Thatcher is, once again, being linked with the Tory leadership.

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Funny story: Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

"People in this country are crying out for a Conservative Party that is decent, reasonable, sensible, common sense and in it for the long term of this country and that is the party we are going to build."...

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Funny story: Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Cameron, "Gays and Blacks will pay more tax"

Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...

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Funny story: Top Tory Bombed Out Of His Box At Eton

Top Tory Bombed Out Of His Box At Eton

Sensational news today as it has emerged that during his time at top peoples' school, Eton College, Tory leader David Cameron, was an evil crack dealer.

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Funny story: Tory organ donors influence Party's top 12 greatest icons

Tory organ donors influence Party's top 12 greatest icons

Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top of the list are the Yorkshir...

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Funny story: Webcameron plays host to Sex Tape

Webcameron plays host to Sex Tape

David Cameron has released a further video blog on his site, webcameron, during which he engages in sexual relations with his wife, Samantha.

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Funny story: Tebbitt In Sensational Swipe At Cameron

Tebbitt In Sensational Swipe At Cameron

The former Chingford skinhead, Norman Tebbit, now Baron Tebbit, is believed to be plotting to oust David Cameron from the leadership of the Tory Party.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Resigns to Join Cameron's Conservatives

Tony Blair Resigns to Join Cameron's Conservatives

In a move that has completely stunned the nation, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned and walked across the floor of the House of Commons to join the Conservative Party.

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Funny story: Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Funny story: Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservatives Want Barney's Genitalia

Christian Conservative gangs in the US are marching the streets armed with machetes and automatic weapons in search of SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney, and other suspected homosexual characters.

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Funny story: Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

Drudge Report Sinks To New Low

WASHINGTON - Matt Drudge's ‘The Drudge Report' has long been hailed by right-wing conservatives as the definitive source for dirt on their liberal Democrat adversaries. With the release of ‘Fahrenheit 9/11', controversial film director Michael M...

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