Hog Jaw, Arkansas residents were treated to more than just a friendly Holiday Fair and Tree Lighting Ceremony last weekend when several drunken residents dressed in Santa outfits began arguing over the right to flip the switch on the annual town Chri...
A local man, normally of good cheer during the December holiday period, was in a black mood after being forced to recognize the Chinese New Year instead of a traditional Christmas by his wife, who by all accounts, was not in possession of her facult...
Enterprising and obviously childless people have gauged the mood of the nation and are privately selling the hottest toys for children this Christmas. Toy Story 3 toys, especially the lesser characters like Jessie and Bullseye, are completely sold...
The makers of everyone's favorite candy, M & M's has just released a press report which states that they will not be producing red and green candies this holiday season. Several factors have been cited for the decision. First of all, the dyes...
Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree She said we don't need no socialistic Brainwash in the land of the free She'd been drinkin' lots of strong tea Sarah wandered out the door Grabbed her rifle from the pickup And she swaggered on to settle up a score We found Santa in the mornin' Face-down in the Alaska snow Sarah said to us, "Gosh, darn it Ya know that...
The LibDems are in rehearsal for the opening night next Thursday of their special Pantomime season. Led by Vince Cable the key section of 'Cinderella', with Nick Clegg in the starring role, consists of a fabulous chorus of 'Yes I will!' 'No he won...
The Christmas period is upon us, and it's a time for much happiness and joy to spread across Earth. Ironically, it's also a time of much misery and sadness, especially for those people who are alone at Christmastime. However, a new initiative star...
The latest mobile deal is upon us, ready for the Christmas season. Crazy low rates are being offered by one mobile operator which is offering unlimited Turkey calls for just 1p per minute. The seasonal offer from Turkey-Mobile is hoped to raise ov...
10. People to accept her boob size. 9. A number one hit that doesn't have anything to do with a bad relationship. 8. To be as popular as Miley Cyrus. 7. For those pictures of her wearing her grandmother's bathing suit to disappear from the internet. 6. To be liked by Kanye West. 5. To get a date with a Spoof Writer. 4. To find out what it means to have a broken heart. 3.
As Lawrence Welk use to say, "Everybody Loves a Polka". In the days, of days gone past, Lawrence Welk could almost have you convinced that this was true, well to some degree or other. Today, not so much. People have a choice. Hip Hop to Country th...
The police in Los Angeles have their hands full trying to control, those potentially dangerous, out of control illegal street vendors. Especially at The Hollywood Santa Parade. Eye witnessed, every 10 to 15 feet was another hot dog vendor. Well or...
HM The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are to climb fifty foot extension ladders in the first ever festooning of Windsor Castle with Christmas lights. In what is viewed as an expression of solidarity with a Berkshire man banned from lavishly deco...
Heston Blumenthal is in a state of shock tonight after his Christmas Pudding recipe got stolen by another well known Superchef. To make matters worse, this other chef, who just happens to be Scottish, wants to sell the pudding at a leading supermar...
Gillian Mckieth got her first No 1, "It's fainting time", last night, beating Chico's "It's Christmas time" and Gino's "essence of Italy song" to the top chart spot. The song tells the story of a doctor who constantly faints and gets about a milli...
More and more seniors are seeing their overall debt to income ratio increase due to the overwhelming urge to buy toys for their grandkids on credit to keep them in their good graces. According to a study, a large majority of seniors 60 and over lost...
Nick Clegg, Deputy Prime Minister for the Coalition government, has sensationally refused to give his children any Christmas presents this year despite promises being made for lots of presents in April. Nick Clegg also revealed that he never had a...
Traditionally, the Friday after Thanksgiving in America has always been known as Black Friday. This is a day when stores open their doors in the wee hours of the morning and offer the deepest discounts on popular items to give shoppers a break in pri...
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