After a disastrous year for the BBC, with scandals involving many of their overpaid and talentless presenters, today it announced that Messers Brand, Ross and Clarkson, and others, were to be replaced by new presenters. 'Top Gear' will now be pres...
The once-popular entertainer, Jonathon Ross, suspended for 3 months (on full pay) for making an obscene phone call with his mate Russell Brand, has returned to the small screen with his chat show 'Friday Night with Jonathon Ross' and has set a rating...
The BBC is in hot water tonight after a new National Lottery mistake appears to have cost at least one member of the public a massive £4million jackpot payout. Terence Alshite, from Dorset, who plays Lotto every week with the same numbers - 5, 8,...
BBC Chiefs are once again reeling today after another crisis hit the floundering institution, just weeks after Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross shocked thousands of people who didn't listen to their programme. The new outrage centers around Jenni M...
Despite the recent announcement that Matt Smith is to be the new Doctor Who, the corporation have now retracted the statement and confirmed that the new Dr Who will in fact be Abu "Hook" Hamza. An apology has been issued to all viewers regarding t...
Sir Basil Fawlty, part time diplomatic envoy to Germany and legendary Torquay hotel proprietor had a few words of advice for Spoof contributors today. Once he'd sat down, following an awe inspiring array of silly walks, he told us: 'Don't menti...
Stan Collymore, the former Liverpool player and Doggist, is set to follow fellow footballer Vinnie Jones into the world of movies, after landing the lead role in the remake of the classic BBC television police series, Dixon of Dock Green. The orig...
Little Ben Mitchell, the son of Phil Mitchell the EastEnders thug, has come a long way since he arrived in Albert Square. When his mum, Kathy, died in South Africa in 2006, Ben came to Walford to live with his brother Ian Beale, and, at that time, wo...
Doctor Who, the science fiction fantasy programme starring David Tennant, attracted a record number of viewers for its Christmas Day episode, and it's now thought that the show is even more popular than it was LAST WEEK! Created in 1965, the show...
A Canadian man waited three days to summon the Canadian Mounted Police to respond to his wife gone missing in a terrible blizzard. John Wannabe Singleton explained the delay in his notification of the Mounties: "My ole lady is a hardy sort who...
The BBC has been fined £95,000 by media watchdog Comoffit for broadcasting scores of quizzes which listeners didn't even have a cat in Hell's chance of winning. The competitions ran on eight editions of Dermot O'Shyster's Radio 2 show in 2006 and...
The down-to-earth bosses at the Beeb, have wisely spent the money, they probably saved on paying Jonathan Woss's salary for a week. By throwing a luxury party costing £45,000. Hooray! Many of the public can be happy in the knowledge, that their l...
The big three of the US auto industry appeared on capitol Hill in sack cloth and ashes to present to the Senate a penintential pair plus one. Beating their breasts , the industry that resisted safety and clean air regulations like the plague offered...
Angry fans of the the hit BBC programme, 'Eggheads' stormed the BBC in two days time. Pushing Jeremy Vine to the floor, and kicking him around his pious knackers. The upset fans rampaged through the studios, armed with encyclopaedia's, trivia books,...
6'5' "Jells" Clarkson hinted recently that he "might go all the way - you know, chop off the old todger, mount it on a plinth, award it annually in a 'prick of the year' ceremony. 'His Tonyness' springs to attention for the first one", he went on, w...
In a shocking turn of fate, UK citizens are refusing to give to charity and directing charities to Jonathan Ross. Arthur Everyman said " I have to pay £185 to the BBC each year, which I would prefer to piss up the wall or give to charity. But can...
John Seargeant has left the BBC show 'Strictly Cum Dancing' despite being the 'people's champion' and kept in the show by the votes of the proletariat. Broken Promises Following a visit from the Mitchell brothers, who pointed out to John the di...
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