Written by Phil Edgar's Bones

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

image for Brainy fans storm the BBC as the 'Eggheads' haughty C.J is replaced by born-to-be bullied Barry!
Pompous C.J replaced by Barry 'don't take my lunch money' Simmons !

Angry fans of the the hit BBC programme, 'Eggheads' stormed the BBC in two days time. Pushing Jeremy Vine to the floor, and kicking him around his pious knackers. The upset fans rampaged through the studios, armed with encyclopaedia's, trivia books, dictionaries and the Sun crossword for the retarded.

The contention that drove the boffins insane, was the departure of the mighty CJ de Mooi, who has been replaced with Barry 'please don't take my lunch money' Simmons.

While C.J was possibly the most arrogant man that appeared on the programme, apart from Jeremey Vine, his facial contortions and gurning, when someone answered incorrectly, were legendary.

One viewer Mrs Sharon de Mooi, who is no relative of C.J said " C.J is a superior human being. How the BBC could let him go at all. And then replace him with a man that looks like..... well a..... victim of life! I simply don't know! Nothing against Barry, but he looks like the sort of fully grown-man, that could get 'bitch-slapped' by Hannah Monatana. He seems so unctuous, inadequate and fragile.

C.J de Mooi is available for hire, to all those who wish to meet someone, far superior and knowledgeable than themselves.

Barry, was not available for comment as he was hiding in the toilet from the big boys and girls and simultanaeously "doing his homework" for teacher Jeremy Vine.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: BBC, Game show, Eggheads

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