The RSPCA today hit out at youths who put a dead sheep into a shopping trolley and wheeled it into a Tesainsda store in south-east London. Staff at the store have named the animal 'Tesainsda's Finest Best Lamb Chops', and it is thought to have been r...
Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...
It seems like a new show "Fat Prudes Eating Foods" has hit a home run as it drew top ratings for it's time slot on it's first two appearances. "We're really hot with this one", stated Producer Banana Downspout. "How can you miss with food and fat...
The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know! Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately: Ex-p...
In a shock discovery by Terry O'Flannell, 54, Brussels sprouts have been proven to be the creation of Satan. Long thought of as the tiny cousin of a cabbage, sprouts are known for their potent gas making capabilities and foul and disgustingly horr...
An attempt on the world record for worlds largest cupcake has hit "a bit of a problem" says event organiser Gordon Ramsay, 72. "We had the mix, we had the paper cup, we even had the mixing equipment," he expunged whilst doing that thrusting thing...
For many, hospital food has long been derided. In a report published in 1997, families told how their loved ones had simply 'given up and died' rather than face another day of hospital food. The NHS hit back by insisting their meals were 'nutriou...
The old adage, "you are what you eat", has a great deal of meaning for Corinna Mill, of Spurrfeld, Ore. In fact, this 98-years-young vegetarian credits her longevity to insisting on eating nothing but Genetically Modified (GM) food. GM food is made from crops which have DNA engineered to give them special attributes which farmers have been seeking ever since the 1940s. "Since I have been e...
Milan Italy: An amazing musical find was announced today. A lost late 18th Century operatic work, "The Marriage of Farfalle," attributed to Luigi Angelo Marinara was found hidden behind a wall at Trattoria Alfredo. The La Scala Opera House is pla...
In France, an Algerian man (34, Algerian) has been held under the French terror directive; normally used for Algerians suspected of being nuclear scientists. The French Interior minister made a statement, "He's been accused of being in possession...
Leader of the Opposition, David Cameron tonight demanded urgent government action on the UK food crisis, declaring the situation a national outrage and demanding that Gordon Brown take immediate action, or call an immediate general election. Immed...
Restaurateur, Chow Sum Fat, owner of the exclusive LA eatery 'See You Next Tuesday' has vowed to have real Texan chupacabra on his extensive menu by the end of the year. Chow, famous for having eaten absolutely everything, from snow leopards to Am...
Washington DC: President Obama signed the Health Care Reform bill today. Buried on page 4203 is the establishment of a cadre of federal Food Busybody Inspectors (FBI) or the "food police." The first unit of FBI agents has been training at an under...
A biscuit has been developed by government scientists that is entirely friction free. The implications of this new biscuit will reach far and wide in offices and work places the world over, wherever people enjoy a coffee/tea and biscuit break. Peo...
Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction. The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...
A council has taken Spotted Dick off the menu at its staff canteen because of comments from sniggering diners. Cockshare County Council's dining room now serves Speckled Trouser Trout instead. It reportedly banned 'Spotted Dick' because of the nam...
In a story likely to reach into the very hearts of America and beyond, the Federal Nutrition Council today added fried butter to the food pyramid. Following its introduction at the prestigious foodie event, The Texas State Fair, experts declared the...
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