After a difficult first season in the Premier League last year, things were looking decidedly better for Premiership newboys Hull City today, as the new fixture list was published giving the Tigers a winable opening-day encounter against Chelsea at S...
Chelsea Football Club are currently investigating a breakout of a mystery illness which is being described by officials as "highly Contagious".
New digital imaging equipment may be about to finally give the definitive answer to the question that has had sport's fans divided for forty years. Was Geoff Hurst's second goal actually over the line in the 1966 World Cup Final?...
The world of football was reeling tonight when it was revealed that following a top level report by some toff, the beautiful game is deemed to be as clean a whistle.
Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company.
In a suprise move today, West Ham's Icelandic chairman Eggert Magnusson today announced 90's singing sensation Bjork as their new footballing supremo.
Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho today announced that they would no longer agree to allow referees at their matches. It follows the sensational rejection by the English FA this morning of Chelsea's offer to "buy" all premiership referees fo...
It looks like it could be the end of the road for the beleaguered manager of Bumpchester Rovers, Billy Crump, as his side suffer another defeat at the hands of St Joan's Kindergarten first eleven.
Manchester United were seeking to play down what journalists have called a Freudian slip when Alex Ferguson referred to Cristiano Ronaldo as "the most foul player in the premiership". The remarks came at a press conference this morning, sup...
The planning and construction of the New Wembley Stadium is today being hailed as a total success by the Department of Culture Media and Sport.
Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, is reported to be sticking with troubled striker Adriy Shevchenko despite the £30 million man's inability to hit a barn-door even once during his hour-long training session at a Staffordshire stable earlier this we...
Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
The footballing world, and specifically a bloke called Kev, was stunned last night by the takeover of East Pudd Utd by last minute bidder Jim Smith, a crisps magnate who was born just two minutes from the team's home ground in Puddington.
ZURICH - Violence on the field and hooliganism off of it have led FIFA to radically scale back the format, the game and the venues for the 2007 FIFA World Cup football championships. The major changes include having more teams but playing shortened...
EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada -- The National Hockey League, which is apparently unaware that Canada is not part of the United States, or vice versa, today presented indisputable evidence from a study in the making for the last three months show...
Neil Warnock and his Sheffield United football team - who on Saturday successfully kicked the shit out of a West Brom side who mistakenly thought they were playing in a football match - have been asked to stand down as players and become supporters i...
TheSpoof can reveal that the entire England football squad - led by 'Captain Goldenballs' himself, David Beckham - are on the verge of pulling out of this summer's World Cup finals in Japan and South Korea. "They're going to spoil it for th...
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