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Funny story: Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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Funny story: Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Mourinho to play in FA Cup Final

Chelsea FC's Manager, Jose Mourinho, claims the club's injury problems are so bad he will consider playing as a striker for the FA Cup final on Saturday.

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Funny story: Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock Sacked - Announces Wedding Plans

Neil Warnock, the Sheffield United manager has been sacked by the club in the wake of their relegation from the Premiership. The news was announced this morning on the Blades' website, but there...

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Funny story: Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

Jewell Thief Was Sacked - Claim

More details are emerging about the 'resignation' on Monday of former Wigan Athletic manager Paul Jewell. Sources at the club have said that, rather than having resigned, Jewell was sacked for thievin...

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Funny story: Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

Ballack and Kahn - German Footballers are Dildos

German footballers Micheal Ballack and Oliver Kahn were today celebrating after being awarded 50.000 eauros each over claims that they resemble large dildo's.

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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Funny story: Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Manchester United relegated in shock decision

Just a week after being crowned premiership champions, Manchester United have been relegated under a little known league footnote which states that any team beaten twice by West Ham in the same season automatically faces the drop. An appeal is alread...

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Funny story: The not so great escape

The not so great escape

As the football season draws to a close we are getting unconfirmed reports that Alan Curbishley has gone missing.

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Funny story: The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

The Daggers Are Out For Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez, the West Ham United player, is today the subject of intense transfer speculation after an audacious £5million bid for him by League 2 newboys Dagenham & Redbridge.

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Funny story: Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Gerrard confident he will be struck by lightning a second time

Liverpool skipper, Steven Gerrard, has claimed he is "absolutely certain" that lightning will strike him again after a freak incident during training yesterday, and has vowed not to move from that spot until he is proven right.

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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...

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Funny story: Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

Hammers to play out rest of season with clogs on

If legal action brought about by four premiership clubs is successful the West Ham squad will be forced to play their final game of the season wearing heavy wooden clogs and chainmail.

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Funny story: Leeds United Administrators Called In

Leeds United Administrators Called In

Former Premiership football club Leeds United have called in the administrators. The club, recently relegated yet again, will be punished severely according to Football League rules, and will start next season in League One with

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Manchester United Boss Isn't Bothered By Champions League Defeat

Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, uncharacteristically lost his temper yesterday when responding to questions about his team's Champions League exit at the hands of AC Milan at the S...

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Funny story: Troubled Barton's clothes not fresh - "Inconsolable," say pals

Troubled Barton's clothes not fresh - "Inconsolable," say pals

To many he's the mote in the black eye of the unacceptable face of football, but friends of Joey Barton have portrayed an altogether gentler side of the wild man of Manchester City this week.

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Funny story: Warnock in chip-child near miss

Warnock in chip-child near miss

SHEFFIELD United manager Neil 'The Anagram' Warnock and several dozen children were lucky to escape unharmed when one of the chips on the Blades' boss' shoulder became detached during a school visit.

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Funny story: Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers: Big Sam, Little Sam

Bolton Wanderers have announced that little Sammy Lee has been appointed as the club's new manager as the replacement for outgoing boss Sam Allardyce. The Lancashire side's reluctance to hir...

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