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Funny story: McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

US politics has had some odd couple down through the years but the pairing of John McCain and Hillary Clinton may be one of the strangest. United solely by their belief that Barack Obama is the protected media darling of the US press corps, the pair...

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Funny story: In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.

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Funny story: Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents. In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...

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Funny story: McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

McCain Denounces Obama Failure to Visit Pala'u

DC - Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed today that Senator Barack Obama has never visited America's ally Pala'u.

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Funny story: Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

Declaring victory for his war policies in Iraq and Afghanistan, Presidential hopeful Barack Obama cut short his middle eastern tour and turned his attention toward his peace initiative in Somalia.

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Funny story: Patty Hearst Endorses Obama

Patty Hearst Endorses Obama

Greenwich, Cn./ AP - Inspired by the recent New Yorker Magazine cover of Michelle Obama looking like Angela Davis, and Barack Obama looking like a Charmin Toilet Paper ad with a roll wrapped around his head, the former trust fund terrorist said she...

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Funny story: Obama vows to quit antidepressants if elected President

Obama vows to quit antidepressants if elected President

Baghdad, Iraq - (Toxic Ass Mess): White House wannabe Barack Obama has reassured Iraqi Prime Monster Newry Al Malarky he will quit Prozac and detox "within 24 hours" on the natural high of becoming US President in response to German magazin...

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Funny story: McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

Phoenix, Arizona - In order to counter Barack Obama's tour of U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, and his first official meeting with the leaders of England, France and Germany abroad, back stateside, boot camp McCain has announced today...

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Funny story: The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

The New Yorker Magazine cancels next week's satirical cover: Manchurian Candidate McCain

New York, New York - Drawing an enormous amount of political flack for their last satire: Barack dressed in tradition African chieftain. Mrs. Obama dressed as a 1960s Black Power militant carrying a machine-gun and sporting an Afro from the same era.

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Funny story: Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Deaf Shrimper Gives Obama His Boat

Grand Isle, Louisiania - Shrimper Armand Lecavalier donated his 40 foot shrimp boat to the Obama campaign last week making it the tenth boat in a week the Obama campaign has received.

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Funny story: "Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

"Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...

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Funny story: Obama leaves America

Obama leaves America

Today Barack Obama left the United States, and went to the places that really count in the election. First stop was Israel, where Americans send billions of tax dollars for no reason, except to become poorer, and make Israelis richer. Then it was Ira...

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Funny story: Obama is Anorexic Over-Exerciser; Supporters: Told You He's Perfect!

Obama is Anorexic Over-Exerciser; Supporters: Told You He's Perfect!

In the now much regretted pimping of his children for a TV interview; viewers learned that even his children are aware that Daddy got some food issues. Now we have learned that the slim Democratic hopeful went to the gym three times in one day last w...

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Funny story: Bush's extreme White House makeover is making Obama's campaign promises come true months early

Bush's extreme White House makeover is making Obama's campaign promises come true months early

Washington, DC - Meeting with Iran for direct talks, pledging to shore up Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with liquidity to stabilize the failing mortgage market and now agreeing to a time line on U.S. troop withdrawal from Iraq, Bush's extreme White Hous...

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Funny story: John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release...

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Funny story: Sound Bite Distortions

Sound Bite Distortions

Washington DC, July 17, 2008: Presidential candidates Senator Barack Obama and Senator John McCain agreed today to challenge any quoted sound bite distortions and half truths employed by the media, during the rest of the campaign.

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Funny story: Obama, New Yorker Magazine Reach Amicable Settlement

Obama, New Yorker Magazine Reach Amicable Settlement

The campaign of U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama was upset by a cartoon on the cover of New Yorker Magazine depicting the Senator dressed in a Muslim outfit and his wife dressed in para-military garb carrying an AK-47 while a portrait of Osam...

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