Gordon Brown is to call for tougher action to tackle bullying in The House of Commons.
Downing Street announced today that Tony Blair will be travelling to the Vatican to meet the Pope before standing down as Prime Minister next month.
It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.
David Cameron, the leader of the Tory party has been moaning about Tony Blair's handdover of power to the next clone.
Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, announced today that Canada would rejoin the UK (United Kingdom) and renounce its independence. "Being on our own is just too much work," Harper explained, "particularly when you've got...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - In an effort to gain the title Sir Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson has joined the military and bribed Tony Blair $1,000,000 pounds Sterling. Michael Jackson didn't realize that Tony Blair was on his way out becau...
Washington DC - (Ass Messa): Former President Jimmy Carter has said that UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is a tosser for letting the Bush Administration write the world script as a major tragedy instead of the fatuous comedy of errors that it always has...
The Government is to announce plans to close down rural Britain, and to develop super eco-cities, each populated by upwards of 5 million people. The idea was that of new Labour leader Gordon Whatsisname
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain and President Bush stood together in the bright sunshine on Thursday for their last joint appearance in the Rose Garden. Mimosa tree blossoms were falling, a light Spring...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime minister-elect Gordon Brown said he was "truly humbled" to have been appointed Labour leader, even though Labour Party party members refused to endorse his promotion.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Tony Blair has spoken for the first time about his historic sleep-over in the White House's Queen's Bedroom where, all alone without wife Cherie, the opportunity to shag the shit out of anything moving proved al...
London, RootArse: - Next week the President plays host to the British Prime Minister and it is rumoured that Mr Bush has some gifts awaiting Mr Blair's arrival, but the lesser heard rumour mill is saying that Tony also ha...
London - (Ass Mess): The Bush Admnistration in Downing Street faces the distinct possibility of 'collapse and fragmentation' according to UK foreign policy stink tank Chatham House.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): As he wakes to the dulcet tones of the DC dawn chorus in the palatial comfort zone of his White House hospitality suite UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is confident his host George Bush has managed to talk World Bank nepoti...
Washington - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has flown into Washington to plead with George Bush for ex-BP boss Lord Browne not to be extradited to the US to face corruption charges.
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- President Bush has invited British Prime Minister Tony Blair over to the White House for a sleepover this evening, a White House spokesperson disclosed today.
Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): There comes a time in every Prime Monster's life when he, possibly she, realises the game's up and the biggest poker bluff of modern history is about to be called in a Rite of Spring reawakening that makes a bibl...
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