Washington DC - (Associated Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is to submit video-link evidence to the White House Strategy Taskforce - the Iraq Buddy Group - to explain the risible public detumescence of the Special Relationship that has caused a m...
Baghdad, Iraq - Aljazeera TV ratings winner Iraq's Next Top Hangman (INTH) is in it's 8th cycle this year with 2006 set to be bigger than ever. Just days after Saddam Hussein was sentenced to hang, Iraqi officials have agreed to hand over the...
In a change to the original decision made at the trial into his atrocities and war-crimes, the former Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein, may now be made to face a fate worse than death.
Washington DC - (Associated Mess)): Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeldt came under a volley of criticism after the Pentagon unveiled its latest strategy for soldiers' camouflage combat fatigues, pictured here.
Washington, DC - President Bush is planning to declare a truce in Iraq before the November 7th election; preferring to lose the war in Iraq, rather than the Republican majority in Congress. Stay The Course will be taking a Detour For Peace with hopes...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...
WASHINGTON (AP)--The crisis in the White House over the 'Iraq lies' claims of a Watergate journalist in his new book deepened greatly on Sunday when Barbara Bush said she "couldn't take it anymore" and eloped with Barney to an undisclosed hot...
London - (Associated Mess): Official: the war for Hearts 'N' Minds began in the UK with the downgrade of the cannabis legal classification which Tony Blair saw as essential for bankrolling Iraqi war costs through the 2003 imposition of studen...
Baghdad, Iraq and London, England---Once upon a time in a far away land that was not easy to find with a bright searchlight and a high road map that depicted a far forbidding forest that was overrun with weed, rocks and rolls and unwelcome agricultur...
WASHINGTON (UPI)-Insisting that Iraq "isn't really" sliding into civil war, President George W. Bush has unveiled his new "Burger Plan" to promote democracy in the war-torn country.
Washington, D.C.[/b Condoleeza Rice said that if the Iraqis keep killing each other off, eventually it will get down to only one or two people left, and then it will be much easier for them to come to agreement on everything.
American Fashion Press (AFP) Cairo, Egypt -- Fashion designer and Iraq's part-time National Security Chief, Mouwafak al-Rubaie, also said the former al-Qaida boss, Abu Musab al-Sarawak's fifth wife is among the recipients of the 3rd annual Middle-Eas...
WASHINGTON DC (AP) The still warm head of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was put on a plane to Andrews Air Force Base just hours after US forces in Iraq killed the al-Qeada terrorist. President Bush interrupted his morning snooze to talk to reporters. "They te...
Baghdad, Iraq (ANP) - For over thirty years the United States Marines had relied on wussy ammunition to defeat America's enemies. But after a series of fiascos in Iraq where Marines have used up to ten rounds in a single incident to kill a blind ins...
The International Crab has been disappearing, but why? Have the International Crab been affected by the Iraq war? or is there some truth to the claim of leading scientists, albeit religious, that the significance of the number 666 has something to...
Moline, Indiana -- The unmarked, gunmetal grey 18-wheelers which began a two week period of constant comings and goings in early January, 2003, did arouse the suspicions of some of the residents of the "Grande Finale Trailer Village". The Vill...
Representatives from the countries of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia have finalized an agreement in which they agree to work together to "bring anarchy to America". These nations, some of the world's best known government-less or nearly government-le...
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