There was an electoral catastrophe in the making this morning as the Local Council Election Results started coming in, when it was realised that Palestinian group Hamas had taken the fictitious London constituency of Bermondsey. Election organiser...
Conservative Party leader David Cameron is in the spotlight again today after it was announced that he had recently failed his Cycling Proficiency Test for the sixth time, breaking a 112-year national record
Ministers are to meet in the House of Commons on Wednesday to try to decide whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum to decide on whether or not they should hold a UK-wide referendum on the troublesome EU Treaty. A referendum, which is...
With a keynote speech to the London School of Economics, shadow secretary for innovation, David Willetts - a man charged by the party with the unenviable task of its intellectual renewal - has finally found his big idea: the Conservative party should...
Tory leader David Cameron shocked viewers at the Conservative Constitution this morning after unveiling their new plans for student loans.
We Tories secretly employ members of our own families, Tory leader David Cameron revealed today, but we're too thick to know what nepotism means.
Derek Conway, the Conservative MP who paid his son Freddie more than £40,000 to drink himself into a stupor at Newcastle University, has today been reprimanded and given a whipping b...
Whitehole, London - (Penurious Mess): New Tory welfare proposals will see claimants microchipped like Pet Passport holders and benefit payments replaced with repayable loans, much like student grants.
BRIMSTONE, SOUTH CAROLINA - Hoping to prove that lemmings have nothing over most Americans, Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is working out all the kinks in his Bible thumping routine.
David Cameron has hired fictional character Willy Wonka to lead the party to victory at the next election.
London - (Ass mess): Lying, perjuring scumbag and former Tory Minister for Arms (sic) Procurement Jonathan Aitken is back in the Hellfire Club fold after blagging his way up David Cameron's arse.
Royal Courts of Justice - (Psychotic mess): A Yugoslav pharmaceuticals mogul was so impressed with UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's messianic drive that he vowed to leave the Tories his entire £8.3m fortune.
The Labour party has been accused of "ripping off" many of the Conservatives' election pledges, following the release of Alistair Darling's pre-budget report. Labour has suggested that the report will definitely give them the edge and allow them t...
David Cameron ended the Conservative Party conference with the rallying cry, "Oi, Gordon Brown! Please don't call a snap election."...
The Conservative party kicked off this year's party conference in Blackpool with a staggering, 'elect us and we will make you rich' manifesto.
At yesterday's Conservative party conference, shadow chancellor George Osborne pledged to cut all taxes for Britain's hard-pressed rich people. 19 million hard-working rich people in Britain who struggled to buy their own homes, will now no l...
David Cameron was reportedly embarrassed after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's "funny man" routine at the Tory party conference at Blackpool. The Mayor arrived in a jester's hat...
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