The "Prepper" movement in the US is rapidly growing as many Americans see the rebirth of their new "Black Messiah" a sign of an impending disaster. "If 'GOD' allowed a Black President than there must be still worst too come," they say. Many "Pr...
As if one Nobel for Obama wasn't enough, word from Oslo purports he's in line for yet another, but curiously enough, he's been 'deemed' to have EARNED this latest award : Proctologist of the Decade! According to the Proclamation, the award was f...
The 'sick' elderly gentleman who appeared on primetime national television last night appealing for support for the President's healthcare reforms has been exposed as a fake. In what was described as the most moving, articulate speech ever deliver...
Finally fed up with being classified as the America's smallest state and with the perceived lack of respect accompanying that classification, teeny, weeny Rhode Island announced plans today to sever ties with the other 49 states. With size in mi...
The US administration were struggling to explain how one of its largest armoured divisions had completely razed the Iranian capital, despite the official line still being that diplomacy was the sole agenda with Iran. In an emergency address to the na...
An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...
In Europe most people in countries in the EU have not realised the implications of the Lisbon Treaty as all rule will in the future come from Brussels and people are still oblivious to the fact that their countries Independence has been given away by...
Tensions between Washington and Tehran are set to increase today as the US has published a report by the CIA accusing Iran's Revolutionary Guards of dumping tons of cheese across the web. US Secretary of Almost-President, Hilary Clinton, stated at...
Canadians awoke to horror today, discovering that their thrilling Olympic victory over the United States has failed to dislodge their international status as That Hockey Country Just Above America. Experts say that barring the acquisition of nuclear...
It's a sad, sad day for Americans. Today, 26th February, 2010 the USA ran out of red plastic tablecloths. This date 26th February will be forever recoginized as RED FRIDAY and has been designated an American National Holiday. From this day forward, whenever the 26th February falls on Friday....NO-ONE will be allowed to wear anything red or anything plastic. No-one is allowed to give...
The English language (that comes from England); massacring the Red Indians (whose survivors' descendants hate being called 'Native Americans'); avoiding two World Wars while the British risked their entire existence fighting them; The Oprah Winfrey Show; Tom Cruise movies; believing they're important in a world really ruled from London, Paris, Madrid, Moscow and Beijing; Not realising they'r...
US President Obama and Nobel Peace Prize winner has told China, "Nuke North Korea or I won't speak to you again!" China replied, "then don't" This has led to a chilling of relationships and an eventual "Cold War"! Obama has asked Taiwan to...
'Gone With The Windbag' opened today in America, and critics instantly hailed it as a classic. 'It's a classic', said Jim Jimbob the Fourtieth, 'lotsa classic twists and very unusual twists, man.' And another critic - Billary Shrillery - also said 'It's a classical classic.' 'It's the movie we've all been waiting for ever since the 40somethingth President of the USA shagged his intern while I s...
Leisure industry bosses were today puffing out their chests with pride and struggling to keep up with counting the dollars as The Moorview Institute in Springfield, Illinois officially became the world's hottest tourist destination. Readers of an...
'Nell carefully swept the floor of her grandfather's curiosity shop in West London with a broom, West London with a broom being the unfashionable part of that city, and sighed to herself. For she was only 14 but always curious about things and wanted to know why the British had put so much effort into defeating Napoleon Bonaparte, and why Tottenham Hotspur would never really achieve anything no...
In an action that is almost beyond belief as a blatant bit of Americans trying to take over a country that doesn't want to be taken over, the USA sent thousands of soldiers into the Caribbean nation of Haiti to 'help' the people there. 'It's beyon...
The USA (Uninteresting Side of the Atlantic) Convention opened today in Little Point, Arkansaw, and was attended by hundreds of thousands of uninteresting people. The guest speaker was, of course, an uninteresting man with dark skin and huge teeth...
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