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Funny story: The Russian Empire Strikes Back

The Russian Empire Strikes Back

Brussels Belgium, September 7, 2008: Member countries of the European Union (EU) and NATO awoke this morning to a Russian surprise. Premier Vladimir Putin had said "he would not use military force to counter NATO ships in the Black Sea, but other mea...

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Funny story: NFL to Un-Level the Playing Field

NFL to Un-Level the Playing Field

New York NY, September 5, 2008: National Football League (NFL) Commissioner Roger Goodell met with the owners of those pro-football teams that ended the 2007 season in last place of their respective NFC or AFC divisions. The owners of these teams,...

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Funny story: Scientists Find the World is Green Enough

Scientists Find the World is Green Enough

National Public Radio, September 2, 2008: Kermit the Frog, who is the authority on being "green", released a statement to the press this week. He said "enough with commercializing this green thing, already!" Kermit, in conjunction with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker, did an exhaustive analysis of items that: (1) are being hawked as being green, but in reality are not and (2) item...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Develops Hurricane Machine

Bush Administration Develops Hurricane Machine

Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The National Enquirer is reporting that during President Bush's Administration, $500 Billion was allocated to develop a hurricane making machine. This storm generating capability has been undergoing system testing fo...

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Funny story: Bring Back the Bush Days Rally Occurs in the Midwest

Bring Back the Bush Days Rally Occurs in the Midwest

Chicago IL, January 20, 2011: The windy city was home to a Bring Back the Bush Days rally, as thousands of people peacefully marched through the downtown area. After narrowly defeating Senator McCain in the 2008 general election, President Obama now...

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Funny story: Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Tag Team Wrestling to Decide Nation's Future

Washington DC, September 5, 2008: The Democratic and Republican Party national conventions are finally over. The presidential candidates are not presumptive any more. Senator Obama and Senator McCain met to discuss the details of the ensuing campa...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Selects Ralph Nader as His VP

Ron Paul Selects Ralph Nader as His VP

Cheyenne Mt CO, September 1, 2008: Presidential candidate Ron Paul emerged from his underground Libertarian Party headquarters to announce his vice presidential choice. He said "I have chosen Ralph Nader as my running mate." A Libertarian Party sp...

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Funny story: GORE to Join OPEC

GORE to Join OPEC

Tennessee Financial Times, August 2008: Global Organic Research Enterprises (GORE) executives announced today that oil and natural gas deposits have been discovered on their properties. GORE is a Tennessee corporation that specializes in Internet res...

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Funny story: New Evidence Indicates Who Shot Down the Red Baron

New Evidence Indicates Who Shot Down the Red Baron

Berlin Germany, Der Spiegel Magazine (Translated): There has been much speculation in the United Kingdom and the United States in recent years as to how Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen, aka, "The Red Baron" met his fate during WWI. New evidence has surfaced about this incident. "The Red Baron" was the most successful flying ace of World War I, being officially credited with 80 confir...

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Funny story: Detroit Produces First Four Wheel All Electric Airbag

Detroit Produces First Four Wheel All Electric Airbag

Detroit MI, September 2020: A consortium of American automobile makers rolled out their first prototype model of a four wheel all electric airbag. This six passenger car has been built in response to all those adults, who as children were raised in a...

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Funny story: Lost Kremlin Memoranda Found

Lost Kremlin Memoranda Found

Moscow, August 13, 2008: The Russian Federation has released emails concerning lost KGB memoranda sent to Soviet (USSR) state officials, by a KGB operative. This correspondence sheds some light on Soviet and American intelligence activities in the waning days of the cold war. The translated emails are provided below: [strong]THE FEDERAL SECURITY SERVICE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION (FSB)[/strong...

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Funny story: University to Offer a MORON's Degree

University to Offer a MORON's Degree

Sacramento CA - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that a new Masters Degree program will be initiated at a Californian university beginning with the fall semester. The new program is to reside in the Political Science Department, but also...

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Funny story: Political Fundraising Study Released

Political Fundraising Study Released

New York NY, 21 August, 2008: A joint study concerning the production of fund raising materials by both the Democratic and Republican Party's presidential candidates was released today. The study was sponsored by the New York Times and the New York...

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Funny story: New Global Warming Theory Proposed

New Global Warming Theory Proposed

Paris France, August 20, 2008: Dr. Felix G. Teton (PHD), a professor of mathematics, at the Sorbonne University announced today that the "Hockey Stick" curve is a false predictor of increasing climate temperature change. He says that "I have develope...

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Funny story: Iranian Suicide Bomb Plot Foiled

Iranian Suicide Bomb Plot Foiled

Tehran Iran, 19 August 2008: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, is resting comfortably in a Tehran Hospital. The doctors will only say that he suffered bruises and lacerations in a fall from a great height. The CIA tells another story. About...

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Funny story: Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Move On (dot) Org Expands Business Opportunities

Denver CO, 18 August 2008: Move On (dot) Org announced today that their new pharmaceutical company HarMonica Inc will be releasing a non-prescription drug called MOVE. The product release is timed to coincide with the Democratic Party Convention bein...

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Funny story: Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Berkeley PRSFI, August 2010: Two years of diligent effort have restored the infrastructure of San Francisco Island to its former greatness. The big one finally hit the city of San Francisco in the middle of the summer of 2008. This earthquake measur...

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