Washington, D.C. - In a move many consider an act of desperation, presidential hopeful John McCain and his pick for VP Sarah Palin, used their final campaign stops to accuse Obama of being the Anti-Christ foretold in the bible. "Why hasn't anybody...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): The Third Reich's Puppet Monarch is foaming at the mouth today ahead of poll findings predicting a Barack Obama landslide on November 4th. Old Fatty Mountbatten already blames "anti-slavery liberals", the breakup of the...
Springfield PA-- Obama Himself was on hand to dedicate the newest Republican Re-Education Center today in Springfield! The One was declared the election winner by the Main Stream Media last week and is already showing His compassion and grace! Our...
Safe House, DC - According to unnamed sources, Barack Obama is to turn the White House into a Safe House for illegal immigrants if elected. This follows the recent shocking relevation that Barack Obama's aunt is an illegal immigrant from Kenya living...
Myrtle Beach, SC/ Rolling Stone - Flush from their Rock Concert summer European success and spending over $700,000 to produce a Jesus Christ Super Star event in Germany for their Messiah, Barack Hussein Obama, ACORN has bought the now defunct Hard...
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move that has sent shock reverberations throughout the McCain-Palin campaign, President George W. Bush has stated that he will be voting for Senator Barack Obama. The president told CNN's Wolf Blitzer that there are several...
Washington (IPP) - Obama has announced that if he is elected that he will put segregation policies into effect immediately. Obama told reporters that the segregation policies will mean that there will be "colored" and "white" water fountains, rest...
Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...
Annapolis, Md./ Blue Crab News - Oops! Joe Biden stepped in it again when he announced at one of his rare Senate reelection stops that the state's welfare mothers receiving $42,500 in cash benefits may have to be taxed in order to fulfill Obama's ec...
President George W. Bush stunned the nation today as he endorsed Barack Obama. Polls show a precipitous drop for Obama and John McCain is now predicted to win the election by a landslide. Bush spoke highly of Obama this morning at a diner in Texas...
It has only been twelve hours since the bombshell audio tape was handed to Aljazeera TV's office in Peshawar, Pakistan, but the tremors generated by the recording are being felt across the length and breadth of the American political landscape, if no...
The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...
(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high ranking Republican party officials...
Barack Obama, the acting President, told reporters Friday before Tuesday's election, that he is considering allowing middle-aged people to withdraw their IRA's before age 59 1/2 without any penalty. "This will allow more people spending money up...
Madcap, PA - Presumptive President-elect Barack Obama has announced the appointment of disgraced BBC bad boy Russell Brand as his White House Press Secretary. Brand, along with fellow prankster Jonathan Ross, fell from grace and was effectively sacke...
Many question the monstrous amounts of money both Presidential candidates have been putting out for their campaigns when everyone is already familiar with them. Both McCain and Obama have spent millions promoting themselves, yet their words and i...
Washington DC. We are approaching the final week of the exciting national Halloween costume competition, which is held once every four years. This year, the competition is as fierce as ever, with many great costumes and outfits on display. But it'...
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