UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino. The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with...
Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, are to break into the transfer market once again in January, to snap up the Newcastle United striker Michael Owen. Owen has become disillusioned with life on Tyneside, and the recent shenani...
Barry Ferguson today reported for training at Ibrox stadium and was told to train with reserve and youth players. Contrary to reports in the press that the inspirational Rangers captain was recovering from injury, this reporter understands that Ca...
Jesus has signed for Spurs it has been announced. This has already caused controversy within the premiership given that the transfer window deadline has expired. A spokesman for the premier league stated 'it is not on, one minute Jesus is perform...
The Respect Programme, - the FA's programme of activities to combat unacceptable behaviour in football at every level - on the pitch and from the sidelines - is this morning in tatters, after a ridiculous blunder by the linesman in last weekend's Cha...
Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, gave their long-suffering fans a taste of things to come today when they trounced Portsmouth 6-0, but the Sky Blues' new Arab owner claimed he was disappointed that his acquisition hadn't score...
Hull City have made an official complaint to the FA and the Professional Game Match Officials Board (PGMOB) after Everton were awarded a 'goal which was not a goal' in the Premiership 2-2 draw at the KC Stadium this afternoon. Trailing 2-0, Everto...
There was great excitement tonight, ahead of tomorrow's big match, when Manchester United travel to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea in the battle of last season's Premiership Top Two. United haven't exactly impressed this season, and currently...
Newcastle United legend Peter Beardsley has told Geordie fans to lay off Mike Ashley, and to acknowledge and appreciate the good work the owner has done for the Tyneside club. Beardsley, who played for Newcastle between 1983 and 1987, and again fr...
Leading sports analysts are at a loss to explain the recent football match victory by a Spurs team. Ambulances had to be called to the stadium shortly after the final whistle as hysterical fans poured out into Tottenham High Road, one man had to b...
Due to Kevin Keegan leaving and Mike Ashley trying to sell the club a bid has put on the table. The small village of Nempnett Thrubwell in Somerset has raised interest in purchasing the club. Somerset currently does not have a Premiership Footb...
Manchester United continued their poor start to the season at Old Trafford in the Champions League tonight when, amid the confusion over their opponents' name, they failed to convert numerous half-chances into goals, drawing 0-0 with Villarreal. V...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard scored both his side's goals in a 2-1 Champions League win in Marseille last night, and immediately slapped in an enormous pay claim to double his present salary. Already on £100,000-a-week, Gerrard believes his ma...
Manchester UK: Man city moved quickly today to sign Ronald McDonald from the giant burger chain McDonalds. After attempts to sign various Ronalds, Ronaldhino from AC Milan, superstar Ronaldo from Man Utd and fat boy, not slim, brazillian Ronaldo,...
Tottenham Hotspur continued their good start to the season last night, when they lost 2-1 to Aston Villa at White Hart Lane in front of 36,000 excited supporters. Spurs stay rooted to the bottom of the Premiership in their most impressive start to...
Joey Barton, the Newcastle United and England footballer, is to star in a brand new series of the cutting-edge TV drama for children and adults, Grange Hill. Barton, recently freed from prison after serving a 6-month sentence for Assault & Bat...
Newcastle United and England striker Michael Owen has gone all businesslike, and has decided to build a £12million Wonderland Theme Park in the grounds of his luxury retreat on the Costa del Sol. Owen, who national team manager Fabio Capello jetti...
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