Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gave a brief press conference on the tarmac at Washington National Airport this morning before boarding a plane to Cairo. "The Egyptians are sissies," stated Bachmann. "Was this any kind of way to have a revolution?...
In an announcement that took the US and the world by surprise, President Barack Obama called the Egyptian President last night and made him an offer, "you can't refuse." Obama offered him the State of Texas plus Club Seats to the Super Bowl for t...
As Glenn Back started his TV program yesterday afternoon, his producers scrambled to get to a computer and google, Frank Morgan. Beck had started his program with the following statement: "Your God is a fraud! Frank Morgan is God!" The producers quic...
Majority Leader of the Untied States Congress, John Boehner, appeared on Fox News this past Sunday and was asked by host Chris Wallace about his smoking habit and the fact he seemed to cry quite a bit. Boehner grew red In his face, his mouth quivered as he clenched and un-clenched his hands. He seemed to be having a hard time finding the right words and said, "I cry because I smoke a lot." W...
Le Monde is reporting today on the three women most prominent in American politics these days. Sub-titled: BOP-ing the vote in America, it features biographies of Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP). "The Americans are alw...
The Mayor of Cairo, Illinois, Judson Childs, called on the President this morning to send the National Guard to his city. The mayor, secluded in his home and surrounded by a cordon of local police issued his frantic plea for help in what some are cal...
A major news service has just released several hundred pages from Wikileaks indicating that Glenn Beck is, in fact, a female named Glenda Beckster! The news comes at time when Glenn Beck has risen to the top of the conservative media and is the darli...
As the news media rushed to get reaction to last night's State of the Union speech, it appears that the GOP caucus is in a state of confusion. The predominate reaction among caucus members, particularly the new Tea Party members was, "Huh?" The re...
The US Senate cafeteria has been renowned for its bean soup. In a bulletin released today, cafeteria management announced that it is replacing the famous bean Soup with fried squirrel. The statement reads in part: "In an effort to keep up with th...
Congressman Michele Bachmann's office is vehemently denying a published report that Ms. Bachmann is a direct descendent of the infamous Typhoid Mary. The web site Myrelatives.org is reporting otherwise. Evidently, Ms. Bachmann is directly related to...
When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...
In what one veteran Washington observer has noted, "This is probably the most disrespectful thing that has ever been done at a State of the Union Address!" Leaked memos from the GOP caucus indicate the entire Congressional delegation in the Congr...
In a Palin rally planned today for Tucson, Arizona, Sarah Palin strode onto the stage and looked out at an empty parking lot. The only reporter at the event was a seventeen-year-old intern from Fox News. "Where is everybody?," shouted Palin.
The GOP Congressional Caucus announced today that due to the overwhelming approval by the public of the reading of the Constitution on the first day of Congress, they will read a book every day for the rest of 2011. Speaker of the House, John Boe...
Eli Willy, a major drug and pharmaceutical manufacturer has announced a revolutionary new drug that only causes side effects. Marketed under the slogan, "If you think yesterday was bad," the drug will be on the market in the near future and will only...
Dr. Ruth has announced her new book on sexual health. The title, patterned after the successful US Postal Service motto of, "If it fits, it ships," reads, "If it Fits, It Doesn't Slip," and has a sub-title, "Kegel and So Much More!" The book is...
Governor Haley Barbour of Mississippi tried yesterday to "walk back" his previous comments regarding white citizen's councils in the South. After originally saying that they performed a worthy function, he tried to re-define his comments. "I am NO...
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