Written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Dr. Ruth has announced her new book on sexual health. The title, patterned after the successful US Postal Service motto of, "If it fits, it ships," reads, "If it Fits, It Doesn't Slip," and has a sub-title, "Kegel and So Much More!"

The book is selling for $15.95 and has a free video included titled, "Winkie Leaks, TSA full Body Scans of the Rich and Famous!" With approximately five hundred pictures and background music which includes the song, "Little Things Mean a Lot," it has caused an international outcry and a condemnation by the US Congress.

Many in the US are infuriated that the TSA photos are divided into four sections: S, M, L, and OMG! Senator John McCain has introduced legislation in the Senate to halt sales of the book in the US. "This is an invasion of privates," said McCain. "And they didn't need to put that damn song with it!"

Not everyone, however, was condemning the book and tape. Sarah Palin has reportedly ordered enough copies of the one of Todd for every citizen in the state of Alaska.

In related news, President Nicolas Sarkozy of France has purchased two thousand billboards across France and Western Europe showing his TSA picture and the words, "Viva La France," emblazoned across the boards.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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