Glenn Beck: "Your God is a Fraud! Frank Morgan is God!"

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Saturday, 5 February 2011

As Glenn Back started his TV program yesterday afternoon, his producers scrambled to get to a computer and google, Frank Morgan. Beck had started his program with the following statement: "Your God is a fraud! Frank Morgan is God!" The producers quickly understood, but Beck's audience remained in the dark for several minutes.

"Folks," said Beck," I am talking about an allegory, a message that has been with us for decades, and one that is our road map for the present and the future. I am talking about Frank Morgan and the Wizard of Oz!"

Beck leaned in close to the camera, took on a conspiratorial look and whispered into the camera: "Folks, the secrets of this allegory have been hidden for years. People thought of it as a fairy tale. That is not so! I don't know why, but I have been given the secret, the secret that will unlock the mysteries of the past, the present, and the future. I can point you to the real God and give you new life."

He continued, "I am going to share these revelations with you. Why? Because I love you and Morgan loves you. Here it is, in part. Did you ever wonder what the Yellow Brick Road was? What about the little dog, Toto? And the Flying Monkey's, the Wicked Witch, and the Munchkins? They are all here, all around you in your lives, and the lives of your children. They have been here for a long, long time." He leaned in closer and whispered, "Think about this. Toto was a dog. What is dog spelled backwards? GOD, it is God, my friends!"

He continued, "I am going to give you one clue right now. The Yellow Brick Road is gold, my friends, it is gold!" He heaved a sigh. "This is the secret of life, your life, and the lives of your loved ones." Beck stopped and tears started to flow from his eyes. Beck sobbed softly, and said, "And now, here is your way to health, wealth, and happiness. And remember, I love you. Morgan loves you! Now listen to this message."

At this point, an announcer broke in and said, "Call today and get your free book: Glenn Decodes OZ & How to Buy Gold Coins. It will change your life." He added, "Call now and the first hundred to order will also receive a free Captain Marvel Decoder Ring that will unravel the mysteries of the ages and teach you to speak in tongues! Remember, Walk with Morgan and you'll never walk alone!"

Note: wikiipedia---Frank Morgan (June 1, 1890 - September 18, 1949) was an American actor.[1] He was best known for his portrayal of the title character in the film The Wizard of Oz.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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