Hollywood CA: The respected heads of the porn industry have made a pitch to the Obama Administration and to the 111th Congress for a $5 Million Bailout Package for the PORN Industry. The initial plea made to the outgoing Bush Administration was limp...
Hollywood CA: The first annual Ponzi Awards Ceremony will be held the same night as the 81st Annual Academy Awards (Oscar Night) festivities. The coveted "Golden Ponzi" will be awarded to only one infamous scam artist who meets the spirit of the orig...
Washington DC: The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that Spam will now be re-designated as computer reproduced animal poop (CRAP). Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems to indiscriminately send unsolicited bulk mess...
Huffington Post, Los Angeles CA: There are only three days left before Democratic President Elect Barack Obama's Inauguration as the 44th president of the USA. The Huffington post is asking for submissions from its far left wing readership of th...
Las Vegas NV: The International Toy and Doll Show opened here at the Convention Center this week. Dolls from around the world were featured for the first time. Attendance was sparse as many of the manufacturer's representatives and salesmen were down...
Washington DC: It is being reporting that a revolution has taken place in Venezuela. Confirmation has been received from Speedy Gonzalez the leader of the Junta of Army Generals, which deposed President Hugo Chavez in a bloodless coup. President...
The White House, January 7, 2009 Dear Mom, I have been in the US Navy for 11 months and was hoping to go to sea on an Aircraft Carrier after boot camp. However, I was assigned as a mess steward to the White House kitchen in Washington DC. Things have been pretty boring around here until today. President Bush hosted a luncheon for all of the living ex-presidents and the new president elect.
Chicago IL, November 2, 2010: Former Republican State Treasurer Judy Baar Topinka has unseated the Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich in a close election contest. Governor Blagojevich had been accused of selling President Barack Obama's vacated Sena...
New York, NY: The Secretary General of the United Nations (UN) announced today that their world headquarters will be relocated from New York City to Gaza. Hamas has offered the UN a choice piece of tax free real estate and recently remodeled build...
Transylvania: The Transylvanian Republikanz and Demokratic Senatorial candidates' leads keep seesawing back and forth by a few hundred votes. The 1500 disqualified ballots will now be hand counted to determine the winner. Each Senatorial candidat...
Honolulu HI: Was President Elect Obama born here on August 4, 1961, that is the question? Obama's mother (American citizen) was born in Wichita KS USA and his father was born in Nyanza Province, Kenya Africa. Honolulu HI is the Western terminus o...
Los Angeles CA: A new study, just released by the Sierra Club, indicates that Polar Bears are the cause of global warming in the Arctic regions. Up to 60% of these Polar Bears reside in the Canadian Arctic. The Russians have denied that their Polar B...
Washington DC: Following the defeat of the $47 Billion "Automaker Bailout Bill" in the US Senate, a meeting was convened in the White House Oval Office. Meeting participants included Bush Administration Officials, the Automaker Chief Executive Office...
New York NY: A consortium of pharmaceutical companies has announced that a new male enhancement tablet is currently being test marketed in various US cities. A marketing spokesperson said that "the purpose of this real world testing is to "work out t...
Ryder Saudi Arabia: Newspapers here are reporting that Sheik Achmed bin Madoff, the Saudi Arabian Finance Minister, said today that "the Kingdom will be declaring bankruptcy. We expect our American friends in the US Congress to bail us out with short...
Washington DC: Congress is considering a new Federal holiday that would provide an additional three day weekend, help Americans live better and clean up their surroundings. Environmental and health activists have suggested several possibilities...
Dallas TX: A representative of the "Big Three Automakers," Mr. Willie Sutton departed the ongoing Congressional Hill bailout hearings to fly (commercial air) to Dallas Texas. He attended a meeting with the Board of Directors of the American Petroleum...
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