David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...
The current crisis in Ukraine is drawing a lot of interpretation, with western media leaning toward the view Putin threatens democracy in the Ukraine. Putin is in various phases of demonization from stalwarts of the free world's press at this time...
Sevastopol - Ukrainian armed farces under the command of Lord Cardiganovych were urged to read Alfred, Lord Tennyson's epic poem Charge of the Light Brigade and take to heart such lines as 'Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred'. The poet...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obummer is finding that his pen and his 'phone do not have the effect that he desires in matters of foreign diplomacy. In writing, Obummer has warned Russian president Vladimir Putin, known to his former KGB...
Sochi, Black Sea - You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye, winter sports athletes from 100 countries were told this weekend, as ethnic civil unrest in nearby Crimea saw the return of the Russian troops in a pisskeeping exercise masterminded by the Kremi...
Russia has quietly started the withdrawal of troops from Crimea, known also as the Florida of the Ukraine. Hearing that the possible threat of war and Armageddon between the US and Russia was now averted, Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graha...
Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...
American singer-songwriter, musician, parodist, record producer, satirist, music video director, film producer, actor, and author 'Weird Al' Yankovic is begging the public to stop sending him emails, tweets and facebook messages calling him a bully,...
Bloodyvostock, Russia - Tweeting from a nuclear bunker somewhere underneath an old Soviet state-run vodka factory Ukrainian escapologist Viktor Yanukovych is tearing out his hair tonight. An ongoing civil war in his hometown Crimea threatens to pu...
President Putnick of Russia has been outspoken about events in the Ukraine - he told our Moscow Spoof correspondent, Nicolai Kronsdat, that 'Russia cannot approve the overthrow of a Government by a mob of demonstrators.' When our man in Moscow rem...
Jamey Olivier, the Nemesis of bad school dinners and the infamous Turkey Twizzlers has been asked by the new Kiev government to smarten up its defining dish, Chicken Kiev. "I'm a little busy at the moment, shovelling money into the bank but I know...
US based grocery stores are taking a stand on the continued confusion emanating from Ukraine by clearing their shelves of Chicken Kievs until someone tells them "what the hell is going on". "We will not stock this product, despite its popularity...
Moscow, Russia - A platoon of ex-World War II Soviet armored mobile lavatories is winging its way into the Ukraine after the Kremlin received a mayday message from ousted President Viktor Yanukovych. In scenes reminiscent of August 1968 when USSR...
Chicken Kiev, Ukraine - The enlightened masters' red alert comes as jailed Ukrainian opposition leader Yulia Tymoshenko was freed on compassionate grounds this morning from incarceration for crimes against hair-brained beauty products and the peroxid...
England played out a stunning 1-1 draw in front of a packed Wembley stadium against the Ex-Soviet powerhouse that is the Ukraine. After the success and euphoria of the Paralympics and Olympics, English football took it upon themselves to remind Brita...
England and Manchester City midfielder James Milner, 26, says his Yorkshire grit fuels his determination to succeed. (Daily Mail) Yorkshire grit, tea-bags and yorkshire puddings. Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has banned his players from watching videos of World Cup qualifier opponents England's 5-0 win over Moldova - in case they are intimidated. (Daily Mirror) If they go on the pitch thinking...
HOLLYWOOD - Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars kicks off on September 24, and some of the celebrities are already making themselves heard. Kirstie Alley, who appeared on season 12, and was paired with "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom"...
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