(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...
News in today has revealed that Madonna is planning to take baby David back to Malawi in an attempt to get her money back. A source close to the ancient pop singer with pointed breasts, told us that she had been very disappointed with her purchase an...
Shoreditch, London - (Ass Mess): A giant 250 sq ft poster of eighties pop music icon Madonna has started weeping 'tears of bile' during a Holy Week promotion by East London rag trade outlet H&M.
ENCHANTED, ENGLAND--(HOGWART TIMES) The three book covers for the new spin-off story Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Belch were previewed for the press by Loonsbury publishers. Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Bel...
In a surprise move, superstar pop idols Madonna and Britney Spears have signed a deal to merge their respective entourages. The resulting conglomeration of personnel, registered under the trade name "Ciccone-Spears Megaposse", is now the la...
Bahamas - (ReUterus): Pop star Madonna is filing an official request to formally adopt Anna Nicole's daughter after hearing that the baby's grandmother Virgie Arthur may be the only blonde female role model in little Dannielynn's life.
London - (Rotters): Alarmed at the plunging sales figures of her radioactivity neutralising Kabbalah water, 1980s pop diva Maddona has taken one more precarious step in the path of gross self-mortifiation by telling the world she wants to be remember...
Madonna and Guy Richie, Lord and Lady of the tabloids are trying to salvage what's left of their marriage today.
The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.
The Spoof reported recently about the 'bad feeling' between the showbiz parents of Apple Martin and Lourdes Madonna Ritchie, at the Marie Dubois Junior School in London's trendy Notting Hill, over who was to get the starring role in the s...
Madonna blew away a group of animal rights campaigners last night when she wore a full-length coat made from her own pubic hair.
Complete pandemonium at 'The Marie Dubois Infants School' in London's trendy Notting Hill and it's all over who's to play Mary in the upcoming version of the Nativity Play entitled "Yo Jezza Dude!"...
Sources close to tears were said to be very upset yesterday that there was absolutely no news about publicity seekers Britney Spears, Madonna or Pamela Anderson. Newspapers are being printed with pages completely blank, where editors usually rely on...
PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
In a bid to atone for his racist tirade at the Laugh Factory, Michael Richards (Seinfeld's Kramer) announced, "Let the healing begin. I will marry Madonna and adopt two African boys." Speaking at a Beverly Hills press conference, Richa...
LONDON - Many have suspected that we were in a new Crusade, with the West imposing its values and religion on the East, and with the Holy Land as the battleground. Documents smuggled out of 10 Downing Street, and given to Dan Rather, say it's so...
Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
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