Madonna and Guy Richie, Lord and Lady of the tabloids are trying to salvage what's left of their marriage today.
It has been reported that Guy is unhappy at Madge's plans to recruit a 'Soccer' team which will rival the LA Galaxy Team that is due to welcome David Beckham in the summer.
According to international sources Madge has been glued to the internet and has already purchased a plethora of orphans from across the world - her aim is that they will all be able to play in her Team ' The Adoption All Stars'.
Madge and Guy have jetted away to Africa to try to salvage the relationship. Meanwhile their children Lourdes and Rocco as well as the child that is not theirs, David, have been left in the care of close family friend Michael Jackson.
When asked why the couple needed a large passenger plane they replied " we are bringing back some souvenirs".
They deny that Gap for kids has been hired for their return.