London - (Rotters): Alarmed at the plunging sales figures of her radioactivity neutralising Kabbalah water, 1980s pop diva Maddona has taken one more precarious step in the path of gross self-mortifiation by telling the world she wants to be remembered as as a female "Gandhi, Martin Luther King, and John Lennon".
Speaking from the US Radio Sirius the Immaterial Girl bemoaned her lacklustre ratings and the declining balance sheets of the worthless superstituous humbug fluids that she was hoodwinked into flogging by the Met's current top international moneylaundering and fraud suspect guru Rabbi Philip Berg.
Samples of her miracle cure waters were impounded recently in the UK and led to the self-promoting miracle-peddler to issue today's desperate plea for recognition.
Meanwhile the US Food and Drug Agency mhas moved to reclassify her Kabbalah water into a category previously reserved for exotic snake venom traces found in post-rigor mortis corpses in the Klondyke.
Philip Berg is 69.
