Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Senator Hillary Clinton and former United States President Bill Clinton, announced today that she has taken vows and will enter a convent. "I have decided that I am no longer up to taking the harsh realities of lif...
Reuters announced that a high level reliable inside White House source (snitch) revealed that when the Vice President is indicted by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, for the outing of C.I.A. Valerie Plame, President Bush will replace him with Bill...
Washington. "Oh Yes! Look at that!" said ex-President Bill Clinton as he tried out the "hot coffee" mods for the controversial video game "Grand Theft Auto". "Now that's what I'm talking about!" said Clinton, as he deftly manipulated the jo...
President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
Former president Bill Clinton, recovering from quadruple bypass heart surgery this past weekend in New York, confirmed that he had a near death experience while on the operating table. "I looked up" he said in a telephone call to CNN's Larry King...
Doctors at New Yorks Presbyterian Hospital were shocked when X-rays of former President Bill Clinton revealed a gaping hole where his heart used to be. They frantically questioned Clinton as to it's whereabouts.
Former President Bill Clinton has completed the manuscript for the follow-up to his successful memoir "My Life."...
BOSTON (AP) Just days before the start of the Democratic National Convention, former President Bill Clinton pulled off a back-room deal that has the whole town buzzing. It has long been known that Bill Clinton can twist arms like a loan shark on payd...
London (Rioters) - TV chiefs reacted with dismay today at the news that ex-Blair spin doctor Alistair Campbell has dropped his forthcoming interview with Bill Clinton on live UK prime time following dismal British sales of his memoir "Mi Lai&quo...
Former President Bill Clinton has donated his favorite saxophone to the Pumpsie & Velveeta Frickenmeister Heartland Presidential Museum located in Waterloo, Iowa. The prized saxophone which he reportedly bought at a pawn shop in downtown Sausalito, California for $17 will be housed along with other presidential items and memorabilia such as: 1. The boyhood bathtub that once belonged to J...
Kildare, Ireland Former pupils of a prestigious Irish boarding school have awarded former US President, Bill Clinton their highest honour.
Bill Clinton is tonight on the run in his home town of Little Rock, Arkansas, following several claims made by local children that he'd baited them with treats in order to gain access to their bikes and trikes. Clinton has not been seen in public...
(Langley, Va; Saturday 26 June) Freshly released files from the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) may contain damning new evidence that erratic US billionaire Ted Forstmann was hired by President Bill Clinton to mastermind...
Attorneys representing singer Billy Joel have filed suit in federal court claiming that the title of former President Bill Clinton memoirs, "My Life" is taken directly from Joel's 1978 hit song, "My Life".
An Indian actress has claimed that former United States President Bill Clinton had sex with her and has not yet paid the bill.
MACON, Ga. -- Famous song-and-dance man Mr. Bojangles has joined Bill Clinton on his promotional book tour.
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