(Reutar!) The commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Force, Sir Ian Blair, has finally buckled under pressure, and tendered his resignation with immediate effect, claims a source in the pub.
Connaught Square - (Disaster Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has signed a £6 million gagging order for his personal hagiography which publisher Radon House want to issue early next year.
Now unshackled for the first time from the decade of abuse he endured in his fairy tale marriage to Gordon Brown, Tony Blair has revealed the real truth behind the closed doors at Number 10 (and 11), Downing Street exclusively to the...
London - (Tossers Anonymous Mess): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has sobbed his heart out and told reporters that his days in Number 10 were like being in an abusive, bullying relationship.
Port of London - (Desperado Mess): Immigration police are probing a people-smuggling racket that found twenty Mexican asylum seekers hiding in ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's new bullet-proof Hummer as it was being delivered from an American custom...
Police chiefs in the northwest have jumped to the defence of two Police Community Support Officers (PCSOs) who stood by as a boy drowned in a pond.
The former prime minister Tony Blair was seen drifting out to sea off the coast of Bridlington this afternoon. He was wearing a tattered straw hat and an open necked Hawaiian shirt and sailed off on-board a small platform with a hut on top.
Tel Aviv - (Armageddon Press): Former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has flown from Riyadh, Saudi Arabia to Tel Aviv in an effort to drum up support for a masive new BAE-style £30 billion arms deal that will kit out the Vatican with the latest hardware.
An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.
Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.
In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has turned to literary thief, plagiarist and serial fraudster JK Rowling to help ghostwrite his autobiography after Downing Street source material diaries were barred from release by the Metropolita...
In a story that will shake the very foundations of Western Democracy, ex British Prime Minister, Tony Blair admitted that the decision to go to war with Iraq was based on a simple game of "Paper, Scissors, Stone".
New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The US Publishers of Bill Clinton's autobiography have had a good laugh today and said that former UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is suffering from exactly the same hubris-induced amnesia as the ex President, his wi...
London - (Ass Mess): Downing Street sources were unable to confirm or deny reports in the UK press that ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's 'unpaid' Middle East envoy job is in fact a commission-only arms dealership flogging hardware to the Sau...
ITV has announced an incredible coo (what's the word ed?) over it's rivals in securing a prime time chat show with none other than Tony Blair presenting...
LONDON (Defecated News) - Both were strong charismatic and popular centre-left leaders. They both liked whisky, crosswords and paleontology. In his upcoming memoirs, however, Tony Blair spills the beans on the passionate love affair he had with Bill...
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