Blair & Clinton "Enjoyed Intense Love Affair"

Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

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Clinton would 'bat', Blair would 'catch'.

LONDON (Defecated News) - Both were strong charismatic and popular centre-left leaders. They both liked whisky, crosswords and paleontology. In his upcoming memoirs, however, Tony Blair spills the beans on the passionate love affair he had with Bill Clinton.

"...we first met at the White House when I was Mrs Thatcher's assistant in the 70s. We spotted each other across the canteen and he smiled. He asked me if I cared to share a cigar with him, and that's when it all started. Cherie was away on training and I was left in the arms of a beautiful man..."

Over the months, their love blossomed. He recalled on particular meal they shared, " we both entered the room at the same time, we noticed we had on the same dress. I laughed nervously and he smiled and me and said 'you look stunning, honey' I blushed and we sat down for meal. We held hands for a while just looking at each other. We then shared a Sunday roast and caviar.."

The memoirs will be released next summer and will be serialised in The Sport from Easter.

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