An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.
Blair is known to have become exited about the possibilities of changing shape in the year 2000 after reading the third Harry Potter book.He commissioned a research project into the idea, but the conclusions were never made public.
It is now believed that Blair may have discovered the secret of personal shape shifting after receiving the report and his own vile experiments on John Reid, which resulted in him loosing his hair and his temper.
The crow was first seen soon after July the twenty seventh is thought to be Blair in his animal form watching over parliament and being an ever present reminder of what he wanted Gordon to do.
His arrival as representative of the peace quartet in Gaza has coincided with the crows last appearance where Brown produced a gun in the commons and began shooting at it.
No one was seriously hurt but Boris Johnson left the building with ruffled hair, and a witness reported that John Reid looked "Very angry indeed" and was swearing under his breath about his time as Secretary of State for Health and Trousers.
