The US Air Force was minutes away from 'vapourising' Democrat Speaker of the House and outspoken Bush critic, Nancy Pelosi, during her recent controversial tour of the middle east.
WASHINGTON, DC, 5/8/07 - The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, came under intense pressure on Monday to resign following revelations that she had met with a former White House aide in a bid to engineer the impeachment of President George Bush. Ms...
In a stark contrast to the Bush Administration's official policy regarding Hell and it's leader, Satan, Nancy Pelosi announced today she will meet with the Dark Lord in an effort to normalize relations between the two entities. George Bush h...
Wailing Wall - (Rioters): Nancy Pelosi's goodwill visit to the Middle East took yet another turn today as she delivered to the Saudis what is rumored to be a deathbed message from the late Yasser Arafat's classified memoir.
Bush told Little Nancy Pelosi that she would be grounded if she kept asking to go to Syria."I told Lil Nance that she was too new to go to a grown-up place like Syria" W told reporters, "I only allow big girls like my wife, I mean, Secretary Rice to go to places like Syria!"...
Addressing an empty phone booth in the basement of the Smithsonian Institution, Congressman Maurice Hinchey (Democrat: Mental Asylum of New York State) asserted that his Committee on Fairness In Media and Alien Children Living Among Us
Former adult film Actress Georgina Spelvin claims in her just published autobiography, The Devil in Miss Michelle Graham, that Nancy Pelosi appeared in a number of adult films made in the early 1970s. Most shocking of all the claims...
A shocking report released today by the Israeli Intelligence Agency Mossad, seems to offer definitive proof that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (Democrat-Peoples Republic of San Francisco) funded the purchase of arms by Al Qaeda through the earmar...
Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
Washington DC - (ReUterus): Astrologers advising Democrats' leader Nancy Pelosi have issued a stark warning to 2008 Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton: avoid Sheboygan at all costs and beware of out-of-control semitrailers carrying 40 tons of...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has demanded a larger, Government issued airplane. Apparently, the third in line to the United States Presidency feels that she needs something more in line with Air Force One.
While visiting school children yesterday in Delaware, President Bush was showing pictures to the students to assist the teacher. One picture was nor readily identified by Mr. Bush. As he took a second, then third look at a photograph of a human bra...
For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.
Representative Pelosi is upset about the constant name confusion regarding her last name. In a press conference from the Capitol Building, she offered the following statement: "My name is Pelosi. It is not Tara Lapinski. It is not Spaghetti.
SAN FRANCISCO - Democrats will bring new life, new leadership and mauve curtains to a newly redecorated House of Representatives. As her first act as Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) plans bring in the "Fab Five&q...
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