Nancy Pelosi's astrologers warn Hillary: beware Sheboygan bovine viscera trucks

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 15 February 2007

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And plenty of Taurus the Bull in her natal chart too

Washington DC - (ReUterus): Astrologers advising Democrats' leader Nancy Pelosi have issued a stark warning to 2008 Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton: avoid Sheboygan at all costs and beware of out-of-control semitrailers carrying 40 tons of bovine viscera this weekend when the New Moon in Aquarius cuts across transit lines governing your planetary First House of Rose Law Firm secrets, constitutional shenanigans and karmic payback surprises.

The warning comes at a pivotal time in Hillary's career as she begins the long road to 2008 White House campaining amid wild unfounded rumors that some very unfinished business in the Democratic camp is about to seal her fate.

Hubris: the astrological pattern of her chart shows a snake pit waiting to swallow her up in a cut-throat battle for the official Party mandate. A Democratic Party Night of the Long Knives approaches her progressed Mars/Pluto conjunction and spills over into territory previously occupied by US Justice Department whitewashings about Michael Jackson.

The second house cusp relating to her brother Hugh Rodham is a minefield of horrors. Some very sick secrets are buried in this natal sector and stand little chance of non-exhumation once the Sun enters Pisces on 20th February.

When it's all over the press will be merciless. A class act felled by her own self-invention.

Should have stayed home back in Little Rock. Should have turned States' Evidence and grassed up the Bushes. But temptation so sweet melted her heart.

By the Lunar Eclipse of March 4th it's all RIP.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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