Scientists, doctors, psychologists and marriage counselors in states that have legalized gay marriage are reporting the sudden breakdown of straight unions. Harvey Babebanger of Iowa told jizum, an online dating service for faithful husbands that...
Kabul Afghanistan: The Afghan parliament legalized same sex marriage between men and men today. The new Afghan legislation came in the wake of President Obama's surprise announcement that all 16 million Afghan women will be leaving the country by...
Iowa City, Iowa -- News of the recent Iowan Superior Court ruling in favor of same-sex marriages may have come as a surprise to many in the nation, but not to native Iowans. In fact, few outside Iowa know of its liberal reputation and only that of it...
Back in '67 - I bought a bust up caravan from a good teg neebr of mine. Once I got it home I told the missus to pack 'er mither's bags and I'd take the old bawbag up the Trossachs for an Easter break. Leaving the missus at home I drove up to Brig o' Turk with the mither in law in tow, turned "off road" deep into Glen Finglas, unhooked the caravan and left the old bawbag to enjoy a weeks brea...
International Waters - When an American sea captain (who, like so many, is currently being held by Somali Pirates) learned by radio that his home state of Virginia passed a law legalizing same-sex marriages, he immediately jumped out of the lifeboat...
A woman has insisted that her marriage is strong. Jaqui Stiff, who does something for the government, believes that her marriage will survive. She is married to Terry Spank, who has the largest collection of porn in the UK. His collection is so large...
Milwaukee, Wisconsin-Unlike it's neighbor to the southwest, Iowa, the Wisconsin State Senate has passed and Governor Doyle has signed legislation that legalizes "happy" marriages. "We can't guarantee that your marriage will be gay or carefree but...
DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa, reeling from the crumbling national economy has hit on an amazingly fantastic idea that will surely bring in tens of thousands of visitors including probably about 9,000 just from the San Francisco area alone.
The North Atlantic Treatme Organization has collaborated with the Afghani association for the mistreatment of the women in the creation and publication of a marriage manual that promises to help the Afghani male find his way around the Birqa. The...
Pop crooner John Mayer and perennial love interest Jennifer Anniston were shown exchanging vows in a homemade video posted on YouTube and on Mayer's website Friday. However, Mayer has a history of posting off-the-wall gag videos. The tongues of H...
Film star Bruce Willis, 54, of "Die Hard" fame, has tied the knot with model Emma Heming, in a Caribbean island ceremony attended by his ex-wife Demi Moore, who untied him, and their three daughters, his brother, Willy Willis, his Aunt Gertie, a 7, 1...
Farmington, New Mexico - "I mean the ring was pretty big. But in all honesty, I've seen her put bigger things in her mouth and swallow them," said a fellow sorority sister and friend of Kaitlin Whipple, the women that swallowed her engagement ring th...
I had reason to go up into the attic a couple of days ago, and as I did so I stumbled upon the strangest thing. There was a large box there which I hadn't noticed before. Intrigued somewhat, I opened the box. Within, I discovered some shoes, a couple of tee shirts, and a manuscript, all neatly typed out on A4 paper. Not being able to help myself, I started to read it. This is what i...
After a huge World survey was performed out of Boston, Massachusetts, it's been found that 99.9999999999 percent of brides have engaged in sexual intercourse before marriage. The revelation came as a shocker to the billion or so people in the wo...
Governor Schwarzenegger has stunned Californians by passing emergency legislation to allow legal marriage between animal puppet species. The move is thought to be in response to a legal challenge being mounted by Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy who...
A 35 year old married man, formerly of Italy, now residing in Littledick, TX, has finally gotten his wife of 10 years pregnant, by proxy, after many, many attempts. The man's name, Canno Finda Mydicka, you see, was born with a "nanopenis" which c...
Tired of seeing his face every day first thing in the morning? Tired of hearing her nag and scream in a shrill voice every time she catches you masturbating into her sock drawer to pictures of Paris Hilton? Is every waking moment for each of you pure torture? Do you fantasize about flipping out and smothering your partner in his/her sleep because you just can't take any more of his/...
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