Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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Ethan Allan and the gay Mountain Boyz

Scientists, doctors, psychologists and marriage counselors in states that have legalized gay marriage are reporting the sudden breakdown of straight unions.

Harvey Babebanger of Iowa told jizum, an online dating service for faithful husbands that ever since the Iowa court allowed gay marriage his babebanger has been out of order.

Throngs of traditional marriage partners in Vermont have been filing for divorce since the legislature has endorsed gay matrimony.

Green Mountain state resident Ethan Allan has decided to leave his wife Barbara despite her famous patriotism and return to the gang of boys to whom his heart has always belonged.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gay, Marriage




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