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Funny story: T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker - the Worlds Greatest Hacker - on Roswell

T J Hacker the Worlds Greatest Hacker, has hacked into top secret Government files, about the Roswell incident, the flying saucer crash that happened near Roswell New Mexico in July 1947. The newspaper The Roswell Daily Record, even had the sto...

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Funny story: Zeta Reticuli : The Interplanetary Guide to the Universe

Zeta Reticuli : The Interplanetary Guide to the Universe

Richard Johnson has been abducted hundreds of times by little grey aliens who have advised him that they are from Zeta Reticuli in the constellation of Zeta Reticulum. Last week Richard was shown a book written in a strange language he could not u...

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Funny story: Aging Alien Wants to go Home

Aging Alien Wants to go Home

Joe Johnsson, or Webo Nght, is 116 years old in earth time. Joe came to earth when he was 17 posing as a Danish immigrant and he passed for a Dane - accent, Norwegian wife, 6 feet tall with light brown hair. But Joe looks like he is 55 years...

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Funny story: SuBo abducted by aliens

SuBo abducted by aliens

Fanatics were distraught last night after Susan Boyle was reportedly abducted by aliens. A bright beam of light was seen over her Scottish home, lasting for several seconds. SuBo is nowhere to be found. Late last night, a communication from the pl...

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Funny story: NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland. With an intergalactic wiretapping audio-visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...

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Funny story: Grey Aliens Laugh uncontrollably when they hear that people actually believe earths greatest terrorist incident was done by a caveman

Grey Aliens Laugh uncontrollably when they hear that people actually believe earths greatest terrorist incident was done by a caveman

Richard Johnson claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by aliens,little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes. Last week Richard says that he was abducted and was being probed by the aliens when he was ask...

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Funny story: The Little Grey Men and the primitive earthlings

The Little Grey Men and the primitive earthlings

Richard Johnson is no ordinary earthling he claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes. Richard claims that on his last abduction last Friday he was on a table b...

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Funny story: The Grey Alien - The Mr X files

The Grey Alien - The Mr X files

Our Mr X met up with a former employee who worked in area 51 also known as Dreamland. The employee who gave him name as Jim met at a secret location in Nevada to discuss his findings. Jim allowed Mr X to look at a Blue Book marked TOP SECRET but would not allow Mr X to keep the book. In the book it describes alien Creatures referred to as Greys who apparently occupy many underground bases on ea...

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Funny story: Alien Invasion Leek'd On Twitter. World On High Alert.

Alien Invasion Leek'd On Twitter. World On High Alert.

People all over the world are reported to be hiding in underground bunkers and military bases as reports of a alien invasion hit the media this morning. Two aliens said to have joined the popular networking site Twitter, leek'd information of a co-or...

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Funny story: Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

WASHINGTON: Scientist are almost sure that the mystery object from space that whizzed close by Earth on Wednesday was quite possibly an alien probe sent from another planet to study Earth. The head of the observatory searching for alien life said:...

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Funny story: Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

It's Homer Simpson's worst nightmare in the ever popular, long running TV cartoon series - being abducted and 'probed' by Alien invaders. And it became a horrific reality for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, just last night. It was a normal evening...

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Funny story: Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Stuttgart, CA - Researchers have drawn a link between UFO abductees and mental illness. Utilizing MUFON reports from as far back as 1985, researchers have found a 100 percent correlation between abductees and 'being complete nutjobs'. "Those resea...

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Funny story: Earth Girls Are Easy

Earth Girls Are Easy

A survey of intergalactic planetary explorers of the cosmos has revealed that girls from the planet Earth (known colloquially as 'The World') are the easiest in terms of 'getting in the sack'. Mr. Spock, Ming the Merciless and Alf were just some o...

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Funny story: Aliens visit the Kremlin

Aliens visit the Kremlin

American Investigative journalist and UFO researcher Montgomery Scott has made the sensational claim that the large pyramid shaped UFO which has been seen for the last few days hovering over the Kremlin in Moscow is visitors from outer space visiting...

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Funny story: "District 9"

"District 9"

Hollywood - If you've been waiting for a good science fiction movie to come out on DVD, you will need to wait a bit longer. "District 9" is painful. It's done in a half ass style known as "cinema verite" to those who reside in their mom's basements, and "the camcorder is shaking too much" by the rest of us. The premise is that a million or so aliens came here in a ship that they decided to...

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Funny story: Aliens dump Woods

Aliens dump Woods

Chuggalug Heights, Montana - Today, startled witnesses saw a UFO land in downtown Chuggalug Heights and unceremoniously dump a naked Tiger Woods in the intersection. Woods reportedly started banging on the door of the craft demanding to be let back...

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Funny story: Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

Virgin Galactic Hijacked By Cylons!

The worlds first space vehicle designed to allow passengers to experience space travel and weightlessness was hijacked today by robotic Cylons demanding that they be flown to somewhere called the "12 Colonies". The Virgin Galactic was just prepar...

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