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Funny story: Rasta Mouse To Head Off Egyptian Riots

Rasta Mouse To Head Off Egyptian Riots

The UN today confirmed that it will be sending a peace delegation to counter unrest in the Egyptian capital Cairo. Although tensions are running extremely high in the country due to the civil uprising aimed at removing the current unpopular Presi...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Deals Blow To Egyptian Democracy

Barack Obama Deals Blow To Egyptian Democracy

Plans for a lasting democracy in Egypt were dealt a mortal blow today as President Obama landed in the countries capital Cairo today. The President, who has failed to give any further announcements since his recent white house address that shocke...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

Barack Obama Gets Hands-On In Egyptian Crisis

President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...

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Funny story: webmaster@newgolden-jewelry.com : Guilty or Not Gulity?

webmaster@newgolden-jewelry.com : Guilty or Not Gulity?

The Spoof today has been overwhelmed with reports of stories and snippets being literally "stolen to order" by a hong-kong based website. Sources in the recycling of news industry, where newgolden-jewelry are considered an industry leader, today...

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Funny story: US Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry

US Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry

The US government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Americas growing deficit. Congressman agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the mo...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Staunch supporters in the Netherlands have made vast financial donations toward ensuring Vincent Tabak is properly represented in court. Outrageous comedian, Jimmy Carr, who practiced law for 12 years before becoming Britain's best loved comedian...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Jo Yeates: Suspect Sent Up The River

Statements released to the press today confirmed that Jo Yeates suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak has been moved from HMP Hoarefield, "up the river" to HMP Gloucster. The Home Office today issued a brief press release: "The suspect in questio...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates: Bristol Police Foil Vincent Tabak Escape Bid

Jo Yeates: Bristol Police Foil Vincent Tabak Escape Bid

Late reports are coming in to the news desk of an attemtpted escape, by Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak. Police cordoned off a large section of the Bristol area today to ensure he could not make a getaway. Police are still act...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Trial Could Be Held At Hague

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Trial Could Be Held At Hague

Brussels was today a hive of activity amid reports that Jo Yeates Suspect Vince "the jackal" Tabak could be tried at the Hague. The announcement caused shock and disbelief across the British media this evening. Information is very scarce at the...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder: Police Determined To Make Charges Stick

Jo Yeates Murder: Police Determined To Make Charges Stick

Following the recent arrest of Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent Tabak, accusations of case mismanagement and suspect intimidation have been levelled at the Police force. Reports suggest the police have done everything they can to ensure Tabak is p...

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Funny story: UK Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry!

UK Government: Pay Blood Tax Or We Bleed You Dry!

The Tory government today unveiled plans to hit every man woman and child with a compulsory blood tax in order to combat Britain's growing deficit. Ministers agreed yesterday to the government plans, who voted an incredible 94% in favour of the m...

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Funny story: 9 Times Out Of 10 You're Wrong - The truth, uncovered!

9 Times Out Of 10 You're Wrong - The truth, uncovered!

Fair Trade and Customs Services today revealed the extent at which Britain is almost always mostly wrong. Revealed today under the Freedom of Information Act, people living in the British Isle's are more likely to lose. It seems that much of the blam...

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Funny story: Apple Shocker: Tickle My Fancy Or Is It Just My Willy?

Apple Shocker: Tickle My Fancy Or Is It Just My Willy?

Apple today announced a new application available for down load to their new iphones. The App, called tickle, is said to use blue tooth technology to stimulate the erogenous zones of anybody in the room. Christian groups have been outraged, say...

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Funny story: Spoof Group Takeover: Rumours Unfounded

Spoof Group Takeover: Rumours Unfounded

Recent reports about the Spoof Group hostile take-over have proved unfounded. In a recent report, it was suggested the Spoof Group was ready to be bought out by rival news group StrandNews. It was believed that political pressure from Wiki-Leaks coul...

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Funny story: Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Mineral water leaks have today been exposed as the biggest waste of water on the British mainland. Tests have revealed that for every pint of water lost through inadequate infrastructure, 2 more are lost through bottled water. A spokesman for Ten...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

Kate Middleton and Chelsey Davies Bailed In Blood Diamond Crackdown Bust

The world was stunned yesterday as Kate Middleton and Chelsea Davies were sensationally held after a dawn raid at Buckingham Palace. S019 and Customs sealed off a cordon in excess of 1000 meters around the swish London pad and applied for a 3 mil...

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Funny story: Red Faces at the home office as police admit face-theft

Red Faces at the home office as police admit face-theft

A shocking report released by the Home Office today reveals the extent at which the police have become targets of a foreign gang, specializing in stealing people's faces. The gang, believed to be from somewhere in the Balkans, have been linked to a recent spate of distraction robberies, in which Officers have had their faces stolen whilst attending calls. An unnamed secret service agent agr...

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