The meat industry and vegetarians everywhere are rejoicing in the decision by an animal rights group to encourage the consumption of animals that are the victims of accidental death. "Every day, thousands of otherwise humanely treated animals are...
BP chief executive Tony Hayward announced the oil company's latest effort to clean up the Gulf oil spill - socks! "It's very simple really, socks float and soak up anything liquidy, so if we dump enough of them in the Gulf, we can soak up all the...
Newark, NJ - A Poop 'n Pants Meet-up Group that staged a simultaneous Poop 'n Pants Party near the greeter station at the local Wal-Mart and has spurred a Poop 'n Pants Craze that's spreading throughout the Northeast. "Since Newark is basically th...
A crappy spoof writer, who will not be named, has been writing shitty spoof stories on TheSpoof.com that are very similar to extremely clever spoof stories by superior writers, and is getting almost as many - and sometimes even more - hits. "As lo...
Despondent after finishing second in "Britain's Got Talent" and her break-up with Captain and Tennille Tribute Band partner, Adam Lambert, Susan Boyle discovered the black boxes from Air France Flight 447 when she attempted suicide from the Luxury Li...
The infamous Octomom, announced today on the "Dr. Phil" show that the father of her eight babies is former game show host, Bob Barker. "He had me from 'Come on Down!'" announced Octomom, her lips swollen from plastic surgery like Angela Jolie afte...
A Long John Silvers employee/pirate, who asked to remain anonymous, used his girlfriend's strap-on dildo as a pegleg after his girlfriend broke his pegleg while using it as a strap-on dildo. "Blimey," stated the pirate, "Me scurvy dog first mate l...
Seattle, WA - Apple announced today that it has perfected the "High Phone" - the first cellular phone that also functions as a smokeless bong (a water pipe, generally used to smoke cannabis, but also makes a great vase). Apple has nicknamed the ta...
Dick Cheney, former Vice-President of the United States, admitted during an interview on Shepard Smith's "B Side" program on Fox News that Carl Rove, former George W. Bush's brain, was his bastard son. Cheney revealed that Rove was born nine month...
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