NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white. Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.
A study by The British Paper Group has shown that whit backgrounds on computer screens and plain white paper gets the creative juices flowing in people. "We've tried lots of different coloured backgrounds, and different coloured paper," said Gary...
Britain's Nr 1 supermarket have unleashed a multi-culti "can of worms" because they stupidly priced a black doll cheaper than a white doll; idiots. Now it seems the UK are to go completely colourless and even the pop world is feeling the "wind of cha...
Mobile phones used to come in black. Then a few daring companies produced ruby red, navy blue and British Racing green phones. These phones will still dark. Then came the iPhone, and it dared to be different. It was available in WHITE. Not just...
Jerry Riggs, a painter and decorator from Hemel Hempstead has been sectioned under the mental health act after going on a rampage through a customer's house smashing furniture and destroying electronic goods. "I came home and was stunned," said he...
Ethnic minorities are set to make up a fifth of the population a University study predicts. It says the proportion of ethnic minorities will rise from 8% of the population to 20% by 2051 because the naughty foreign sexpots cant keep their pants on...
I live in Los Angeles County, USA., and I would like to tell you about what it's like to be a white guy here. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about immigration that stimulates anger amongst the Hispanic population - I get dirty looks and unwelcome vibs. *Every time something is broadcast on the news about slavery in American history, or racial prejudice that stimulates anger...
Technonerds are blogging like mad about the fact that a white Apple iPhone 4 was spotted in a Cental London Apple store, weeks before the color option will be made available to the public. Interestingly, while people were offering double the reta...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...
BNP mouthpiece Dick Muffin today caused a row in parliament when he insisted that 'the bustards' should be repatriated to their country of origin because they are not wanted in the UK. Speaking from his grandmother's apartment in Addis Abbaba, Muf...
Motown legend and more recently President of America; Barrack Obama has just announced the introduction of his latest idea - The "Cracker Tax". "It's basically a tax on white people" beamed the leader of the free world addressing congress this mor...
Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...
An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.
Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?" White Joe Six-pack...
Obama has had trouble reaching the white working class voter in both the primary and now the general election campaign. Hillary hit homeruns with that niche group and McCain's advisors seem to have figured out why. Krawl Ovary, a former intern to...
The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.
After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.
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