A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...
KEYPORT, NJ --- A 43-year-old man and his 29-year-old wife were ridiculed relentlessly by their children, ages 4, 3 and 2, because both were reticent about entering the attic of their new home without a flashlight and a semi-automatic weapon. "These old houses are spooky," stated Nicole Rosania, who managed to enter the attic alone after some chiding by her oldest daughter, who begins kinderg...
Thirteen-year-old Charlie Neighbors of Land Between The Lakes, Kentucky has torn down his treehouse in his backyard to prevent the bank from taking it over and reselling it. "I got their stupid notice", Booger (Charlie) told our reporter. "Where a...
Pittsburgh, PA - Spoof writer Jordan Baugher simply cannot wait for the new season of House to start on September 21st on Fox, Monday at 8/7 central. "He just does the zaniest shit. He can't save a patient without almost killing him four times.
Not a single home nor mortgage was sold in February. Mortgage Lenders Council (MLC) figures out today show no new mortgages were sold and only 132 remortgage deals were passed. Net mortgage lending rose 43 per cent. Alex Rumpelstiltskin, MLC...
The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...
If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
The Moscow super-rich are spending millions of roubles on ultra-luxury homes with such features as roofs, glass windows, non-dirt floors, indoor outhouses, indoor stalls for sheep, and electricity and water almost every day. Sewage once a week! S...
YPSILANTI, Michigan - A woman has just won a house in Saginaw, Michigan with a bid on eBay of $1.75, (yes, that's one dollar and seventy-five cents!). Joanne Smith, who was the auction's top bidder, reportedly told an eBay representative, "My goo...
It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.
Stephen Fry, the 'jolly educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling speculation that, this time, he may be gone for good. Fry first went missing in 1995, when, appearing in the West End play Cell Mates, he 'got nervou...
San Jose, California - Dispute having an interest free, $150, 000 30-year mortgage and investing 500 hours in "sweat equity" into their home and that of a neighbors as down payment for their modest town home (condo), Habitat for Humanity an...
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