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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

Isle of Wight News - Land speed record in a house

A family in Ventnor, has unwittingly set the land speed record in a house. The previous holders, the Robinsons of Francis, Oregon, travelled at twenty-two miles an hour in the back of their house as it was moved from Francis to Peppermill, some th...

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Funny story: Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

Attic Of 150-Year-Old House Allegedly "Scary As Hell!"

KEYPORT, NJ --- A 43-year-old man and his 29-year-old wife were ridiculed relentlessly by their children, ages 4, 3 and 2, because both were reticent about entering the attic of their new home without a flashlight and a semi-automatic weapon. "These old houses are spooky," stated Nicole Rosania, who managed to enter the attic alone after some chiding by her oldest daughter, who begins kinderg...

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Funny story: Kid Destroys Treehouse To Prevent Bank From Repossessing It!

Kid Destroys Treehouse To Prevent Bank From Repossessing It!

Thirteen-year-old Charlie Neighbors of Land Between The Lakes, Kentucky has torn down his treehouse in his backyard to prevent the bank from taking it over and reselling it. "I got their stupid notice", Booger (Charlie) told our reporter. "Where a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Pittsburgh, PA - Spoof writer Jordan Baugher simply cannot wait for the new season of House to start on September 21st on Fox, Monday at 8/7 central. "He just does the zaniest shit. He can't save a patient without almost killing him four times.

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Funny story: No house in Britain can be sold

No house in Britain can be sold

Not a single home nor mortgage was sold in February. Mortgage Lenders Council (MLC) figures out today show no new mortgages were sold and only 132 remortgage deals were passed. Net mortgage lending rose 43 per cent. Alex Rumpelstiltskin, MLC...

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Funny story: MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

MP's Expenses 'a work of fiction'

The Right Honourable Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich admitted this afternoon that in spite of owning a mansion in King's Lynne, he lives in a H0use of Leaves owned by his friend Mark Z. Danielewski, and that i...

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Funny story: Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers

If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...

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Funny story: Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

The Moscow super-rich are spending millions of roubles on ultra-luxury homes with such features as roofs, glass windows, non-dirt floors, indoor outhouses, indoor stalls for sheep, and electricity and water almost every day. Sewage once a week! S...

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Funny story: eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

eBay Auction - Going, Going, Gone!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - A woman has just won a house in Saginaw, Michigan with a bid on eBay of $1.75, (yes, that's one dollar and seventy-five cents!). Joanne Smith, who was the auction's top bidder, reportedly told an eBay representative, "My goo...

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Funny story: Man makes holy house of cress

Man makes holy house of cress

It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...

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Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.

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Funny story: Stephen Fry Goes Missing (Again)

Stephen Fry Goes Missing (Again)

Stephen Fry, the 'jolly educated' host of TV panel quiz game QI, has gone missing again, fuelling speculation that, this time, he may be gone for good. Fry first went missing in 1995, when, appearing in the West End play Cell Mates, he 'got nervou...

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Funny story: Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

San Jose, California - Dispute having an interest free, $150, 000 30-year mortgage and investing 500 hours in "sweat equity" into their home and that of a neighbors as down payment for their modest town home (condo), Habitat for Humanity an...

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