It was announced today by CDC head, Dr. Julie Gerberding that Eliot Spitzer, disgraced former Governor of New York, will be the new director of CDC's Department of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. "He's the best man for the job," exc...
Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer apparently grossly overpaid for prostitution Services provided by Ashley Alexandre Dupre, according to the 2007 New York Prostitution Index.
Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.
Detroit - (Fetid Ass Mess): The Spitzer sex scandal has spread to Detroit.
Previous press reports indicating that newly install New York governor David Patterson has had sex over 2,000 times without the company of his wife have proven to be without basis. He actually had far less sex than has been widely publicized in the...
It seemed that something other than a double pleasure awaited Elliot Spitzer at room 222 of the New York Hilton yesterday evening.
New York - (Spitzer Mess): Former Sky News lead anchor James Rubin faces some tricky questions this weekend about loyalty card receipts connected to the Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency's London operations.
A number of US politicians are coming clean about extramarital affairs after new NY Governor David Paterson and his wife admitted they had affairs. In the past most Americans thought their political leaders were chaste, but the past few days have bee...
New York Mayor Micheal Bloomberg today said "fuck it" and announced that he had an extramarital affair.
New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...
Forget your commonly-held vision of the stereotypical guru, that smartass from India, who has been a guide to the rich and famous so much in the past 50 years. We all remember Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and how he helped the Beatles and other celebs fight off their demons and start charting a better course for these spoiled gazillionaires.
Tehran, Iran - (Reuterus & Ass Mess) Iran's top morality enforcer and head of the dreaded secret religious police has been arrested in a brothel run by the Holy Roman Emperor VIP escort agency's international division.
Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD officers seized dozens of gay porn videos featuring Eliot Spitzer and Capitol Hill interns just hours before the Governor's March 10 televised press conference.
Midtown Manhattan, NYC - (Reuterus): Gov Eliot Spizter had yet another lucky escape today when a 15 storey-high construction crane smashed into a neighboring building.
"The Current World Zine" reports in its mid-March issue that the principals(cast of "weirdo absurds" in the Eliot Spitzer Prostitute Scandal) are now living in another world...the world of the bizarre! Eliot, the humiliated politico; Ashley ("Kristen"), the prostitute; Silda, the trained and silent "monkey;" and David A. Paterson, "Ray Charles Wannabe," and the next New York State Governor ar...
Cyber Space - After receiving over five million hits, MySpace administrators discovered that Ashley Dupré's MySpace Web Page was carrying a little more than they bargained for. They discovered it was infected with a computer virus. Everyone who l...
New York - (Fetid Ass Mess): This weekend's LA FagHagSlagMag editorial says the FBI believes NY call girl Ashley Dupre is shielding Eliot Spitzer's ass after he was penetrated by Al Qaeda in a fetishistic gay sex blackmail scam.
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