At a press conference held in the Ballysmackadoo Town Hall, the Minister for Sport, Paddy Fields, together with a celebrity panel line up of Bono, Chris de Burgh, Van Morrison and the late President De Valera announced the venues and sport competitio...
Just a day after the Sochi winter Olympics had finished and already the purpose-built stadium has found itself a new tenant. A thirty-foot tarantula has snuck into the arena and made itself at home. The gigantic spider was found by the building's j...
The extreme housework ice discipline of curling was rocked by controversy today, after accusations that some teams had used illegal tactics. Recent speculation regarding the Norwegian curling team's unorthodox trousers has culminated in an investi...
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...
In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be given...
SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...
TAIPEI,TAIWAN: Excitement is building as the official Olympic team is readying their rigorous training program. "Team Taiwan" has been enlisting the help of local townspeople to create a snow slope on one of the local hills. Locals have been freez...
SOCHI, RUSSIA - The entire USA Olympic skating team announced today that they are gay. Terrance Nigel Theissen, USA Olympic Spokesperson, stated that they made the decision today to come out in order to answer any questions that viewers might have ab...
Archaeologists from the National University of Nostralia have presented ground-breaking research on a newly discovered Grecian Urn, which they say is the earliest known depiction of the ancient Olympic sport of luge launching, known today as luge.
Lord Sebastian Coe, Chair of the British Olympic Association, today conceded that running, as a spectator sport, is boring. 'The Sochi Winter Olympics has once again shown us all,' Lord Coe told the BBC, 'that any number of visually interesting co...
SOCHI, RUSSIA - Curling, the shuffleboard-like game on ice that is so popular in Canada and Scotland, may be the most perplexing Olympic sport to American viewers. For one thing, it is televised in the early morning hours when most Americans are asl...
Americans are wondering why the world has rushed to attend Putin's party in Sochi as Russia continues to push its own defiant agenda on the world stage without regard for due process or the civil liberties of foreign citizens. Americans have expr...
A survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Sochi Olympic Village revealed the following items, tended to by Edward Snowden, Steam Table Attendant. 30-day old Raw Black Sea Oysters Thrice-boiled Gulag Potatoes with Worms Breaded Wolf Cutlets with Fur Accents 50 Gallon Tub of Stinky Sour Cream Pickled Bear Claws NSA Caramelized Leeks with Twittered Parsley "Sturgeon Sur...
Sochi, Black Sea - Competitors at the Russian Winter Games have complained about the 'pathetic' quality of floral bouquets and an estimated 99% iron pyrites content of so-called gold medals being doled out on the winners' podium. "Mostly poison i...
MOSCOW - The Russian government has just admitted that it has found itself in a serious financial situation. The Kremlin blames the financial situation on cost overruns attributed to The 2014 Summer Olympics being held in Sochi. Russian Preside...
"The game had started off well enough with just a few jostlings", said Coach Almazbek Atambayev of the Kyrgyzstan team. "Then, as usually happens with the team from Uzbekistan, a few extra vowels and consonants got thrown around and soon, there was a...
Himsell Hauser was an anxious child growing up in the suburbs of Weehauken,Wis. From a young age he found himself fascinated by the televised scenes on " ABC's Wide World of Sports " and knew that his destiny was a place on the Winter Olympics team.
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