A survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Sochi Olympic Village revealed the following items, tended to by Edward Snowden, Steam Table Attendant.
30-day old Raw Black Sea Oysters
Thrice-boiled Gulag Potatoes with Worms
Breaded Wolf Cutlets with Fur Accents
50 Gallon Tub of Stinky Sour Cream
Pickled Bear Claws
NSA Caramelized Leeks with Twittered Parsley
"Sturgeon Surprise" Fricassee
Surplus KGB Rations
Fried Rabbit Pellets in Ramen
Sable Stroganoff with Pine Bark and Needles
Beet Pie ala Mode
Puree of Slavic Lard
Caucasus Fox Fritters
Really Rancid Borsht
Steppe Weed Salad with Goat Hoof Croutons
Musk Ox Chips
Putin Cheese Burgers
