Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that he would probably get utterly, spasmodically, terminally bladdered to hell and back today, because it's Saint Patrick's Day. "It's traditional innit," Shuttlecock announced. Long suffering wife...
We're not talking human snakes. There are sure to be some of them in the parade too, but we're talking about snakes of the reptile variety. And they will not only be in the parade, but they'll be honored guests. You may think this is a wee bit strange. It was, after all, St. Patrick who threw the snakes out of Ireland. But hey, times change. Think of it as a sort of reparation for the...
GRANNY'S RECIPE: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refer to it as Granny's Irish Pudding. From all accounts, this dessert originated in Ireland, and because of the lack of fruit such as peaches and apples, Gra...
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough, had a few words to say when they heard that their 'darling Angel of the North' had been lit up with green lighting for St. Patrick's Day. They rang the Spoof offices to speak with Lady G. who recorded then transcribed the following: "It's making a freaking mockery of our monument like, inni' lighting i' in freaking green to c...
In a tough economy where the job frequently goes to the lowest bidder, Chicago City officials were caught by surprise when their traditional St. Patrick's celebration took a turn for the terse as the river was seen literally glowing neon green in the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has personally invited three of the most popular young performers in America to attend a St. Patrick's Day Barbecue to take place on the White House lawn. The president said that he was thrilled and honored to be paying tribute to the fine people of Irish descent by inviting Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to the White House. When the president...
Cutest profile picture writer and goofiest avatar writer at present signing on for duty. Top Ten Reasons Why I Do Not Celebrate St. Patrick's Day 10. I hate green beer 9. I don't believe in leprauchans 8. I don't NEED an excuse for a party 7. I'm English 8. No-one where I work is Irish 6. Most of my colleagues have English roots but don't even KNOW that St.
Cheltenham - (Zodiac Mess): A brilliant St Patrick's Day conjunction of the awesome Pisces Sun and Uranus, the great awakener, can see 7/1 chance Twist Magic snatch the spoils in the Queen Mother Champion Chase from 4/7 antepost favorite Master Minde...
Lady Gaga has ordered the Worlds Biggest Leprechaun Hat for St Patrick's Day. Famous for her collection of way out hats Lady Gaga will now be adding this special huge Leprechaun Hat to her ever growing collection. The singer and songwriter has ann...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were invited by a friend to an Irish Bar in New York for St Patricks Day. While they were there they met an Irishman called Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly. "I know your face from somewhere,I am su...
When Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island announced his retirement from the U. S. Congress, The Spoof's resident Irish leprechaun (pictured here) decided to follow suit, at least as far as work at The Spoof is concerned. He complains that he never...
X-CAN, Yucatan - Danica Patrick the first American female NASCAR driver to race in Mexico has just won The 2009 Yucatan 800. This is one of the most prestigious auto races in all of the Republic of Mexico. The Y-800 is sponsored by the makers of T...
Filming has finally begun on the long awaited sequel to "The Last Samurai" after Tom Cruise and Billy Connolly agreed to work together again following a bitter fallout during a promotional interview in Hamburg for the first and supposedly last "Last...
A spokesman for the All Of Ireland Safety Commission this morning announced that the Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations are finally winding down. Fergal McCartney told us from Dublin City: "It's gradually starting to taper off. The celebrants are...
Millions of Irish Americans today celebrated St. Gerry's Day in their traditional manner. Men were seen drinking at least three little glasses of artificially gassy lager in Boston, Massachussetts, before breaking into many of their traditional Irish...
While millions celebrated the feast of St. Patrick in and around the City of Chicago, one man was rushed to hospital with an initially diagnosed and rare case of "Gloss-Sliotar-Galar" syndrome. Found screaming in the rest room of the "Old Shillelagh...
To mark St. Patrick's Day, in a coded message the Provisional IRA - not to be confused with the Real IRA, Continuity IRA, Official IRA, or Drugdealing Hoodlum IRA - gave a warning to The Spoof, a satirical website that has already brought down one Pr...
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