Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 15 March 2010

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were invited by a friend to an Irish Bar in New York for St Patricks Day. While they were there they met an Irishman called Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly.

"I know your face from somewhere,I am sure I have seen both of you somewhere before" said a rather drunk Mr Murphy.

"You probably seen both of us in Twilight" answered Pattinson.

"Twilight!,Twilight!,I have been here all feckin day but I certainly have not seen you in twilight" proclaimed Silly.

"Twilight is a vampire Movie that we are both in" shouted out Pattinson in the noisy bar. "Sorry" said Silly let me buy you both a drink what will it be a Bloody Mary".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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