Cheltenham - (Zodiac Mess): A brilliant St Patrick's Day conjunction of the awesome Pisces Sun and Uranus, the great awakener, can see 7/1 chance Twist Magic snatch the spoils in the Queen Mother Champion Chase from 4/7 antepost favorite Master Minded.
Jockey Robert Thornton is poised to wipe the smile off Ruby Walsh's face as nine go to post in the £175,000 two mile event this Wednesday.
The Paul Nicholls-trained charge can also see off 9/1 chance Forpadydeplasterer which remains one of the least hexed Irish geldings of the entire Cheltenham meeting.
The racecourse's in-house clairvoyants also foresee Queen Elizabeth II dropping dead at the start of the day's racing followed by a massive Special Branch bust of the 2,000 hard core IRA thugs masquerading as bona fide Festival mug punters.
Gambling mad Spoof writers stand to collect £££s when the prophecy fulfils itself shortly after the 3.2opm ends.
Then it's off to Tahiti for the scuba diving!
