It's a question that has plagued people kind for centuries. Why when a simple hello is all that is necessary do dogs feel the need to go straight to the buttocks when they greet one another? It can be extremely embarrassing for pet owners when their...
Members of the Democratic Party, who assured the American people that Barack Hussein Obama was the catalyst for good change and that his feces was not malodorous, have finally admitted that his sh*t really does stink. Pelosi had been the final hold...
A council has banned a four hundred year old tradition after it claimed it was both offensive and obscene. The annual Chipping Bassett Arse Sniffing Contest involved local men being blindfolded, kneeling next to the buttocks of willing volunteers...
If you have ever wondered how long it would take before someone came out with a way to let you enjoy the smell of things you see on your TV screen, wonder no longer. A new company in Mount Pheasant, Nebraska has now made this a reality. A new tech...
PEPTI-COLON, FL. - The self-proclaimed "most dangerous man in America" proved to himself and right-wing media cohort Ann Coulter that he is exactly that early yesterday evening, when Limbaugh succumbed to the putrid stench of his own bowel movement.
In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...
The lovely looking and scented, Mr Brand has amazed the world by being a judge on the world's most offensive vagina and walking off with the title himself. Mr Brand who has slept with over 5000 women (all conscious) and 200 vacuum cleaners of var...
In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...
The elected "King of London", Lord Mayor Boris Johnson was today taken to one side by friend, foe and rival David Cameron. Cameron embarrassingly had the task of telling the porker that he smells, well, stinks actually! Cameron held a clutch of...
A very strong manure-like odor has permeated the city of London and officials expect it to stick around until Tuesday.
TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...
Imagine having a young, vibrant, intelligent, single daughter, and your only child, at your side during the political campaign of a lifetime! And, she is quite savvy, in part, from having a Stanford, then, an Oxford University degree and now is deali...
Chicago woman, Olivia Fischer, has survived the worst nite of her life after becoming trapped in an elevator with, not one, but two world record holders.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be lucky in love this week, as the hooker will mistakenly give you change for a $20 instead of $10. Coworkers will respond to your authority by staining your chair with tiny, barely perceptible amounts of urine each day, so that you're never quite able to locate the source of the smell. Friday is your day to make a big change in your finances. Maybe stop buy...
I have before me a dainty volume in green calfskin. Come with me, gentle reader, for within its pages we shall find a world vibrant with the eccentric life of fin-de-siecle Paris. It is as if we can smell, taste, touch, hear, and, last but certainly not least, see, those streets, cafes, and the filthy garrets where the artists and writers lived their halcyon lives, hastened on their brief orbits.
LONGVIEW, IN - Several people were treated at area hospitals today complaining of choking, nausea, and watering-eyes after a foul stench filled the downtown streets of Longview.
A co-worker recently turned me on to a website featuring a collection of some well-known -- and some not so well-known -- theories. Such bits of information and philosophy have always been of interest to me. Now, I'll say right up front that I have never considered myself a philosopher, nor am I even more philosophical than, say, your average rodeo clown - however, I would assert that I smell...
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