Sir Alan Sugar the guy who failed in business many times before he made it big, has donated £400,000 to the Labour Party who fixed it for him to become Lord Sugar,how sweet. Anybody who has ever watched that programme the Apprentice, should be awa...
With the announcement that Margaret Mountford, Sir Alan Sugar's trusty sidekick invigilator on "The Apprentice" is not taking part in next year's series due to going back to school to study papyrus, it has just been revealed that Britain's Got Tale...
London - (Sorcerer's Apprentice Ass Mess): "Yeah, kinda prescient 70s hunch I guess," was Mick Jagger's comment today following the announcement that Sir Alan Sugar had been appointed official government smack dealer to the unruly. "Sure, ya gotta...
The rumour that Sir Alan Sugar is to be made a Lord has been rejected by the Government. The Prime Minister, taking time out from worrying about the state of Britain's got Talent runner-up Susan Boyle's health, has said that he intends to take it...
Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...
Following an exhausting day belittling, berating and bullying his minions, Sir Alan returns to his penthouse for a nightcap. Several drinks later and the belligerent scheister staggers upstairs to be greeted by the amorous advances of "Lady Sugar".
Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...
It has been announced that cash-strapped Kerry Katona will be among fifteen contestants competing for a six figure salary in Sir Alan Sugar's organisation, when the new series of 'The Apprentice' begins next week. In a press conference launching t...
Sit Alan Sugar has told how he prefers money to sex. "These days when I put my hands in my pocket the only thing I feel is small change. My knob's so small and shrivelled I just can't get a good grip on it anymore." Sir Alan has been a successful...
TV's 'Sur' Alan Sugar has sensationally sacked himself from TV's The Apprentice, after he was set the challenge of 'demonstrating that he has created and marketed a successful product that people have really bought without being forced to for other r...
In sensational scenes on 'Comic Relief Does the Apprentice' to be screened tonight, Patsy Palmer is seen attacking Ultimo Lingerie boss Michele Mone, with a DD underwired, padded bodyshaper after the multi-millionaire claimed that even her range of s...
London, England - Shares more than tripled in value for the number one web-based satire company, thespoof.com, on the FTSE today following unconfirmed rumours that TheSpoof.com boy wonder CEO, Mark Lowton is stepping down. Lowton, from Lancaster,...
Sir Alan Sugar, known to sycophants and business associates alike as 'Sweetie,' has told accident investigators he made a wrong call when he landed his plane tits-up alongside a Greater Manchester airstrip. The famously-cantankerous Apprentice st...
Sir Alan Sugar has fired himself as pilot of his plane after disappointing himself with a disappointing landing. Blaming wet weather, the bearded star of The Apprentice told how he overshot the runway at the City Airport Manchester.
Self-made pratt and software tycoon Sir Alan Sugar, has confirmed that he got so carried away with himself during filming of the latest series of The Apprentice, that he accidentally fired himself.
The latest series of the 'cult' television show The Apprentice was last night thrown into chaos when after a tense boardroom battle, Sir Alan Sugar was voted off.
London, Wednesday - Ahead of tonight's final of "The Apprentice" airing on BBC1 at 9pm, Sir Alan Sugar has spoken out against the critics of his and his associates' interview approach.
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