Alan Sugar appears on Apprentice, sacks himself

Funny story written by Remi Moses

Friday, 13 March 2009

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Countries that are bored rigid with 'The Apprentice' highlighted in Green. Programme banned in Switzerland.

TV's 'Sur' Alan Sugar has sensationally sacked himself from TV's The Apprentice, after he was set the challenge of 'demonstrating that he has created and marketed a successful product that people have really bought without being forced to for other reasons'

"I bang on about market research - however I have never done any in my life, as evidenced by the e-m@iler and those computers that were good for displaying columns of numbers" said Sir Alan.

TV's The Apprentice is always on, all the time, and never isn't. The latest series begins in a few hours, with the one after that following a couple of hours later, after Dragon's Den.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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