Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...
After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...
SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...
DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for. Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotte...
NEW YORK CITY - Just in time to warm things up a bit, the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue has hit the stands. And this year's cover girl is 19-year-old Kate Upton. Kate "The Great" as everyone of her boyfriends has called her a...
Susan Dowdy is suing her local modelling agency, Hott Models, for discrimination. The 50 year-old spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, applied for a job at Hott and was shocked to be turned down because she 'didn't have the right look'. 'It's o...
Nafissatou Diallo signed a $10 million endorsement deal with Louis Vuitton and has become the new face of the French fashion house. The stunning beauty, Nafissatou Diallo, will be featured in the new summer 2011 advertising campaign of the Frenc...
"The advert is deeply offensive to millions of Catholics" was the main objection coming from the Vatican. What advert? The offensive billboard displayed throughout Italy and beyond depicts Pope Benedict on a golf links wearing a striped tee-shirt and tartan knickerbockers. We see him waving his putter in the air and leaping for joy as the ball is about to drop into the hole at the 12th. In the...
C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
An arrest warrant has been issued for British designer John Galliano for allegedly creating "stupid looking fashions", Interpol sources are reporting. The iconic fashionista, who was fired by Christian Dior earlier this week after he made anti-Sem...
Daisy Lowe, model and partner of Doctor Who star Matt Smith, sensationally revealed today that she is a 'mild lesbian' during an interview. The cat walk star told reporters that she had 'a crush' on star Kelly Brooke, and that she was 'a hotty'. T...
Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
Appearing in a very tiny yellow and pink bikini, Russian-born model Irina Shayk has made the highly coveted cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. According to a few words scattered here and there among the five big pages of pics, Ir...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the most beautiful women to ever come out of Russia is Irina Shayk and she is this years 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Irina Shayk, a 25-year-old stunningly attractive model from Yemanzhelinsk, Russia be...
Following violent protests in Tunisia and Algeria, a leading Arab state has revealed its intention to modernise with the introduction of 'Page Three Beauties' in its national daily papers. "We should come into the twenty-first century," said an Em...
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