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Funny story: Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

In a bid to try to prevent the city's ailing football team, Hull City, from being relegated from the Premier League in its first season in the top flight, Hull City Council has taken the extraordinary step of banning all fat ladies from singing withi...

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Funny story: Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

Rugby League Thriller Ends In Injuries

The Rugby League Challenge Cup Final between the Cup holders St Helens and heroic Hull FC turned out to be a real thriller at Wembley this afternoon, with both sides sustaining a long list of injuries. St Helens won the match, but their veteran Pa...

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Funny story: Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

Tourist Board Fury as Foreigners Go to Hull

The national tourist office is reported to be furious after it emerged yesterday that visitors to the UK may have been subjected to Hull. Geovanni, a Brazilian, and Bernard Mendy, a Frenchman, have both been spotted on Humberside with reports even su...

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Funny story: WWII UXB Found On X62(c)

WWII UXB Found On X62(c)

An unexploded World War II bomb has been discovered on a battered old bus in East Yorkshire on the route between Hull and Leeds.

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Funny story: Flood Victims Suffer "Water Fear" Trauma That Won't Allow Some Of Them To Have A Bath

Flood Victims Suffer "Water Fear" Trauma That Won't Allow Some Of Them To Have A Bath

Victims of last year's nationwide flooding have suffered unprecedented trauma that has led to some people developing a fundamental fear of water, rendering them unable to undertake routine tasks...

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Funny story: Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Concern was mounting amongst fish and animal lovers amongst others today after the tank temperature of the fish in the Leeds United board room fish tanks plummeted by 15 degree points. Fish are said to be hardy and able to withstand changes in fortu...

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Funny story: Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.

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Funny story: Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor

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Funny story: Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Hull family of eleven to educate palace

Following on from the Duchess of York's stay with a low income family in the deprived east-Yorkshire city of Hull, the city is poised to return the favour.

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Funny story: Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

Hull Sausage Rolls Lack Consistency, Claims Girl, 4

A 4-year-old Hull girl, who was arrested when she dropped a piece of sausage roll whilst shopping with her mother, has claimed that bakers in the city are using substandard sausagemeat in their rolls...

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Funny story: Householders clear up after Earthquake

Householders clear up after Earthquake

After most of England was hit by the biggest earthquake since the 1990 Barnsley "Big One" in the early hours of this morning, householders near the epicentre face the daunting task of clearing up.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren - The Post-sacking Interview

Steve McClaren - The Post-sacking Interview

Sacked England manager Steve McClaren has given his first interview after losing his job after only fifteen months in charge of the national team. Spoof reporter Harry Enscombe, respectful of the ex-Hull player's state of mind so soon after finding himself in the dole queue, put the questions to McClaren earlier today:...

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Funny story: Farting Sparks Security Alert At Jail

Farting Sparks Security Alert At Jail

Prison staff working at a maximum-security jail at the weekend found that the establishment's hi-tech locking system was no match for Kitchen staff, whose extraordinary culinary talents helped spark a major security alert. Inmates at Hull Prison d...

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Funny story: Highway to Hull

Highway to Hull

Residents of Hull have reacted angrily to reports emanating from Gloucester that the West County has the best flood in England.

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Funny story: Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.

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Funny story: Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

Hull Bingo Derby Degenerates Into Game Of Rugby League

The Rugby Football League are to investigate yesterday's goings-on at the Super League clash between Hull Kingston Rovers and their cross-city rivals Hull FC at Rovers'

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Funny story: Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Flash Floods Herald Onset Of Global Warming

Heavy flooding all over Britain is a sure sign of the early effects of Global Warming and Climate Change, say experts. Unseasonal torrential and prolonged outbreaks of very wet rain have caused flash...

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