Leeds United latest - Can they be saved?

Funny story written by WOOD MONKEYS

Monday, 9 June 2008

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Can they be saved?

Concern was mounting amongst fish and animal lovers amongst others today after the tank temperature of the fish in the Leeds United board room fish tanks plummeted by 15 degree points. Fish are said to be hardy and able to withstand changes in fortune but this blow, believed to have been triggered by an unpaid electric bill, may well be the beginning of the end for these once proud and mighty fish.

The last beacon of hope for theses badly fading fish could be International Fish Rescue set up shortly after the recent Market Rasen earthquake. IFR, based in Ull upon Umber. The thriving top ten city just seventy miles east along the M62 motorway,have generously offered to place them with others possibly at "The Deep" which Cristiano Ronaldo's agent once famously described as just a big fish tank.

Hull City football club newly promoted to the premiership for what many are expecting to be an extended stay. Have better things to worry about than the "goings on" at third division clubs and have declined to become in involved.

A club spokesman thought it more likely that Hull City Football Club would be in the market for quality premiership midfield footballers such as Gareth Barry of Aston failure as opposed to being interested in a dying third division club's fish.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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