In the world of competitive eating, only one name stands above all others, Paul Boil. The 29 year old bricklayer from Stafford has won more competitions in his five year career than any other eater competitor on the scene. Crowned a heady four...
Lives were indeed spared yesterday with the delivery of a much needed "care" package from the city of Detroit. The corners of the box were still smoking from the apparent evaporating dry ice, and the contents were indeed still frozen. The receivi...
The world has fallen in love with the hot dog ever since its invention. This is especially true in the United States, where the amount of hot dogs Americans consume in a year is measured in hundreds of tons. However, thanks to the limp-noodle cult...
Concerned about a rising death toll resulting from choking on some popular snacks, most notably Wieners, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, got out in front of the issue with some controversial ads to help combat the problem which many say is...
The American Academy of Pediatrics has published a policy statement that because of the risk of death and significant injury due to kids' choking on the hot dog, the classical shape of the frankfurter must be altered. Doctor Philomena Poole, the...
Miley Cyrus told 'celebrity news' of the secret desire she has had for the last twelve years. Cyrus says for the last twelve years she has been dreaming of eating a German bockwurst hotdog. She said she grew up on Oscar Mayer hot dogs, which...
Inglewood, California - Just moments after hearing the news of Oscar Mayer's death, Juan Rodriguez, a distraught employee at the Oscar Mayer Food Processing plant number 3 in Inglewood, California, stole the company's Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, taking...
International pop sensation Rihanna was taught a valuable life lesson this week when she finally learned that sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut. The incident happened whilst the umbrella singer was buying her dinner from a hotdog...
SAN JOSE, CA - Right-wing fat-ass Rush Limbaugh, best known for using his mouth to bash liberals, has decided to put it to another use. This July 4th, he will compete against Takeru Kobayashi and Joey "Jaws" Chestnut in the 94th Annual Nathan's Hot...
Riverdale, The Bronx: A near-riot broke out at the Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dog Eating Contest when local favorite, Constantine Thessalonikos, was disqualified after apparently winning first prize for eating 72 frankfurters in 15 minutes.
The Daddy War and Peace bucks of USA and International bizness, Warren Buffet has abandoned his usual chase after Greenbacks and stocks in US owned enterprises. The Bush Greater Depression has sent the money hound sniffing abroad.
Despite a new offer of cut up hot dogs in tomato soup for lunch, the writer's guild decided Friday to continue their strike.
Coney Island, New York - 29-year-old competitive eater, Takeru 'The Tsunami' Kobayashi, has been upstaged by a woman in her first trimester of pregnancy during the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.
Arizona State Troopers were involved in a high speed chase yesterday through the streets and freeways of Tucson trying to catch the elusive "Weinermobile." The 27 foot long, 11 foot high, hot dog shaped promotional vehicle managed to avoid...
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