USA Hot Dog, Warren Buffet Goes Shopping in Frankfurter!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 22 May 2008

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The Daddy War and Peace bucks of USA and International bizness, Warren Buffet has abandoned his usual chase after Greenbacks and stocks in US owned enterprises. The Bush Greater Depression has sent the money hound sniffing abroad.

The Euro and more specifically the German economy and its family owned frankfurter and knockwurst stands have become Buffet's latest hostile takeover target. Buffet explained: "Have you had the tasteless dogs being served on those once famous for flavor NY hot dog stands? Like the whole Bush economy, nobodies buying! But if you go to Frankfort, the sausages are selling like hot cakes!"

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